Mon 20 May, 2013 12:51 pm - San Antonio Riverboat tour guide: "About 1 block north stands the Alamo..."
Yaya: "Wait! What? The Alamo is HERE? One block away? THE Alamo? The one I learned about? I can't... (view)
Mon 20 May, 2013 12:49 pm - T: Buddy, come eat your beef taco!
Buddy: What's it called?
T: A beef taco.
Buddy: NO! What's its name?
T: Beef taco...
Buddy: NOOOOOO! What do you call it?
T (wanting... (view)
Mon 20 May, 2013 12:31 pm - [img]http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/05/27/p465/130527_contest_p465.jpg[/img]
[b]"I'm diagnosing you with pigeon toes."[/b] (view)
Fri 17 May, 2013 07:08 am - [quote="gungasnake"]
And what happens when somebody pours 50 lbs of anthrax spores or ricin into that much water?? You feel like being the guinea pig??
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Making and then... (view)
Fri 17 May, 2013 06:55 am - [quote="hawkeye10"]
this is easy. tell baby-daddy to fuck off till after baby gets here.
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Must be a blue moon this month; I agree with Hawkeye on this one. (view)
