I'm the original Læknir Scrat, but after I lost my password, the hamsters went beserk and wouldn´t let me log in. Since I'm a stubborn squirrel, I repeated the same address and password, day after day, for over a year, with no success.
So last week I traveled to America, found hamsters 3256718 and 2637409, went to have a drink with them, and suddenly I grabbed them by the balls and whaam! banged them against the wall while yelling: "Gimme back my log-in, you bastards!".
My hands may be stained like Lady Macbeth's, but I am back.
Wed 10 Jan, 2007 07:51 pm - Drop both your wife and "Call of Duty".
Dedicate yourself to posting on this wonderful site.
Soon you'll be "Guru in Training".
Ain't that mega-cool? (view)
Mon 14 Aug, 2006 05:29 pm - And what about women that choose wrong place to meet men?
"My boyfriend drinks too much".
"Where did you meet him?"
"At a bar".
Well, daaah! (view)
Fri 11 Aug, 2006 07:16 pm - Re: What do I do?
[quote="LuckyLad"]Got an email from a friend from college. This email was sent to him by someone else. Sounds like my fiancee, now wife, had some fun when I... (view)
Fri 11 Aug, 2006 07:03 pm - [quote="detano inipo"]
The more one witnesses the plight of Israel, the more one thinks back to the Madagascar solution. It would have been a great idea and Israel would today be an... (view)
Fri 11 Aug, 2006 06:48 pm - [quote="kate4christ03"]
Hey eve got punished too remember....bc of her we have painful pregnancies.[/quote]
Gee, I thought giving birth was painful. But it's the whole... (view)
Thu 10 Aug, 2006 07:39 pm - [img]http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41332000/jpg/_41332626_mcdo_afp-416.jpg[/img]
"Oh, this Paki Doctor sure knows how to give a good massage!" (view)
Thu 10 Aug, 2006 07:35 pm - Re: The worst airport in modern europe.
[quote="sillhouette"] i was there for 7 hours in the wrong line (whch they sent me too)
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Job was impatient compared to you,... (view)
