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Use the word "Fascinate" in a sentence

 
 
Reply Tue 22 Jul, 2003 03:25 pm
Fascinate

A teacher asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence.

Mary said, "My family went to the New York City Zoo, and we saw all the animals. It was fascinating."

The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted the word fascinate."

Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to the Philadelphia Zoo and saw the animals. I was fascinated."

The teacher said, "Good, but I really wanted the word fascinate."

Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because Johnny was noted for his bad language. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word fascinate" so she called on him.

Little Johnny said, "My sisters sweater has 10 buttons, but her boobs are so big she can only fasten 8."
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Reply Tue 22 Jul, 2003 04:03 pm
As Jesse Owens said to Hitler one day: "Man, you want to rule this crazy country of yours, you gotta fascinate them, and no, I do NOT want to shake your hand."
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Reply Wed 23 Jul, 2003 02:22 am
LOL!
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