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A question that has been troubling me lately...

Forums: Pets And Garden, Pets, Morbid Anxiety, Face Noms
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Thu 31 May, 2007 01:48 pm
Chai wrote:
They'd at least have to be hungry first.

Who says a cat has to be hungry in order to eat?
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joefromchicago
 
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Reply Thu 31 May, 2007 04:04 pm
JPB wrote:
dlowan wrote:
joefromchicago wrote:
I estimate that my cat would start eating my face about 10-15 minutes before I died.



Leave out kibble as a matter of course.


That way, you may get to die in peace.

Alternatively...practice being dead, and scare the hell out of the cat as soon as it ttakes the first nibble....


I think the alternative here is a good test run for you, joe. Set up a video camera first though -- you can show it at movie night.

I must admit, dlowan's suggestion about playing dead and scaring the hell out of the cat strikes me as delightfully diabolical.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Thu 31 May, 2007 05:06 pm
Never try to out patience a cat.
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JPB
 
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Reply Fri 1 Jun, 2007 07:00 am
joefromchicago wrote:
I must admit, dlowan's suggestion about playing dead and scaring the hell out of the cat strikes me as delightfully diabolical.


See --- I just knew you were being mean to that poor kitty.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 1 Jun, 2007 06:46 pm
"delightfully diabolical dlowan"!

I'm thrilled!!!


THRILLED!
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roger
 
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Reply Tue 3 Feb, 2009 08:36 pm
@joefromchicago,
Don't know why the question is troubling, Joe. This is the greenest of green solutions.
OGIONIK
 
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Reply Wed 4 Feb, 2009 10:39 am
@roger,
i dont think my dog would try what so ever.

unless she was starving. even then i thinks he would probably die first.
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McTag
 
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Reply Wed 4 Feb, 2009 10:42 am
@joefromchicago,

You mean you wear clothes at home?
joefromchicago
 
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Reply Wed 4 Feb, 2009 11:06 am
@McTag,
It has been known to happen on occasion.
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joefromchicago
 
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Reply Thu 14 Jul, 2011 09:34 am
UPDATE: Your dog definitely will eat your face. And so will your cat (but you knew that already).
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msolga
 
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Reply Wed 15 Feb, 2012 05:04 am
What a funny thread.
I'm wondering how come I didn't see it at the time.

Having read the other comments, I'm so glad I have a cat door, from which my cat can freely come & go ....
So if I do kick the bucket at home, at least she'll be able to get out & catch birds & lizards & things ... or steal other cats dinners to survive.
I just hate the thought of being her dinner! Shocked
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joefromchicago
 
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Reply Wed 14 Aug, 2013 08:42 am
What's for dinner? Veal!

"Certain parts of Mrs. Veal’s body were missing and had... effectively been gnawed and eaten away by the animals,” Coroner Keith Wiseman said in Southampton Coroner’s Court.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Wed 14 Aug, 2013 09:16 am
What a charming thread, Joe, i wonder h ow i missed it on the first go-round . . .
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joefromchicago
 
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Reply Thu 7 Aug, 2014 08:40 am
Meanwhile, in Arizona...

... authorities say he was partially eaten by his pets.
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Romeo Fabulini
 
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Reply Thu 7 Aug, 2014 08:47 am
It's WATER pets would want most if you died, not food, so they probably wouldn't start eating you.
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juttt45
 
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Reply Tue 31 Mar, 2015 11:25 pm
@JPB,
If you died alone in your home and no one found your body until weeks later, how long do you estimate it would take before your pet(s) would start eating your face???

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