A question that has been troubling me lately...

I estimate that my cat would start eating my face about 10-15 minutes before I died.

If you died alone in your home and no one found your body until weeks later, how long do you estimate it would take before your pet(s) would start eating your face?

joefromchicago wrote:

If you died alone in your home and no one found your body until weeks later, how long do you estimate it would take before your pet(s) would start eating your face?

Poor Joe. We really gotta find him a woman.

Eva wrote:

joefromchicago wrote:

If you died alone in your home and no one found your body until weeks later, how long do you estimate it would take before your pet(s) would start eating your face?

Poor Joe. We really gotta find him a woman.

To eat his FACE???!!!

Have you considered professional help, Joe?

dlowan wrote:

Eva wrote:

joefromchicago wrote:

If you died alone in your home and no one found your body until weeks later, how long do you estimate it would take before your pet(s) would start eating your face?

Poor Joe. We really gotta find him a woman.

To eat his FACE???!!!

Geez Louise...maybe we should get these two together. They've both been alone too long. Neither one of them gets it.





















[size=7]On second thought, maybe we oughta find somebody nicer for Joe. Here he is obsessing about dying alone and not being found for weeks, and I'm suggesting we send the bunny over there. Not very comforting, is it? Sorry, Joe. [/size]

I wanna know what he's been doing to that poor kitty that has him so nervous!

joefromchicago wrote:

I estimate that my cat would start eating my face about 10-15 minutes before I died.

Leave out kibble as a matter of course.


That way, you may get to die in peace.

Alternatively...practice being dead, and scare the hell out of the cat as soon as it ttakes the first nibble....