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What happens when a fly falls into a coffee cup?

 
 
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Reply Sat 26 May, 2007 10:06 am
Subject: What happens when a fly falls into a coffee cup?

The following piece is reality put in the nicest way.
Simplicity is the best when trying to explain difficult facts.
Enjoy:


What happens when a fly falls into a coffee cup?

The Englishman:
Throws away the cup of coffee and walks away .

The American:
Takes out the fly and drinks the coffee.

The Chinese:
Eats the fly and throws away the coffee.

The Japanese:
Drinks the coffee with the fly, since it was extra.

The Israeli:
Sells the coffee to the American, the fly to the Chinese,
and buys himself a new cup of coffee.

The Palestinian:
Blames the Israeli for the violent act of putting the fly in his coffee;
asks the UN for aid, takes a loan from the European Union to buy
a new cup of coffee; uses the money to purchase explosives, then
blows up the coffee house, where:
the Englishman, the American, the Chinese, and the Japanese are
all trying to explain to the Israeli that he was too aggressive.
 
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Reply Sat 26 May, 2007 10:10 am
The Ratzenhofer: crawls in the cup and pounds the hell out of the fly as the coffee splashes out on either side. Afterwards Gustav and the fly embrace at the bottom of the cup, both breathing heavily, and promise to exchange phone numbers.
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Reply Sat 26 May, 2007 10:24 am
What is this? Flypaper for freaks?
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