No good deed goes unpunished

I seen that story earlier, and was thoroughly devastated. What's next - Shaking hands brings the plague?

And we thought getting rid of syphilis was freeing...

(well, it was.)

That reminds me of when they called me at work about my vdrl...

Joe, I lived my life so happily until now.

When will there be some good news?

Uh ohhhhhhh.......

It just proves once again that anything that feels good, tastes good or smells good or just brings a smile to your face , and here I am talking for example about a well charcoaled steak, someone is going to come out with a study that says it's bad for you/
So far:
the above mentioned steak.
also
Diet Colas
Coffee
twoallbeefpattiesspecialsaucelettucepicklesonionsonasesameseedbun
FastCars
loud music
pasta prima vera

extra extra hot hot sauce
Vodka Martinis
Gin Martinis
Cheese
Olives
not enough sleep
too much sleep

and several more that I am sure some of ya'll can add on.

Joe(screw them. I'll take the risk)Nation

I know, let's look for as many things to be anxious about as we can ! ! !

Breathing is fatal. Everyone who has ever breathed has either already died, or will within the next century (those who beat those odds will die soon enough, and don't constitute a statistically significant sample). Everyone should stop breathing.

I'm holding my breath just thinking about it.

Wait.

Anyone who has thought about things has died as well..

.. well, that's it for thinking for me.

Wait.

I see a bright light


Joe(and what may be some kind of tunnel)Nation

quick, everyone get married. then there will be no more oral sex.

I'm sorry, but this statement confuses the hell out of me. I hope I'm not admitting that I don't know something that you'd think most adults my age would know, but I don't understand how the proportion of males who've had anal sex with a female could be different than the proportion of females who've had anal sex with males. Does anyone else have any problems assigning logic and arriving at differing percentages.

Unless I'm just really missing something obvious....which is always possible.

Also: I have some questions. Is the rate of throat cancer higher in homosexual populations, specifically lesbians, as to put it delicately, their sexual repertoire probably involves more oral diversions-taking the position in their menu of the entree as opposed to an appetizer or dessert- if you get my drift- than heterosexuals, or even gay males.

Is the throat cancer a danger to the giver to the female and/or the giver to the male in equal proportions- or is it, as I would theorize logically, men who are coming down with these health issues moreso than women?

I read the article- but I couldn't glean those facts- and purely in my role as the mother of both a female and a male teen-ager- I feel it's important for me to get the facts.

As to your first question, I think it has something to do with the number of partners.

Yes, but Joe, for every incidence of heterosexual anal sex- there is both a male and female involved, so you would think that the percentages would be the same, unless, and I think I just got it- some of the males are having anal sex with the same females- in which case that would account for the larger number of males than females. I of course was thinking that everyone had a different partner- not necessarily so.

But I also think that maybe girls feel more intimidated to admit such activity than boys- so it could also be false reporting that accounts for some of the difference.

I guess as far as the other questions, I'll have to find out how HPV virus is most commonly spread- through seminal or vaginal fluid.

How do you stop a Jewish American Princess from engaging in wild indiscriminate sex?



































Marry her.