Science has already been looking into this. Really. Cows release lots of good old natural gas all the time.
This is not akin to the harnessing proposed by a father of an old friend of mine, though, who when flatulent would make the following proposal: "Stick a pipe in my ass and call me a utility!"
Then again, maybe it is.
I am reminded of Brave New World, in which all corpses were cremated to harvest the electrolytes . . .
Soylent Green is made of peeple!
The part of Charlton Heston will be played by Deion Sanders.
I know Deion's fertile ground for mockery, but in fairness, he said he set a hard limit to what he was going to pay this guy (besides the references to what Jesus told him) because he's been ripped off thoroughly and often in the past. It's not too hard to imagine the gouging that goes on when rich athletes (or rich anyones) are involved.
Good point, Boss, when you have that kind of money, it's likely that the mercantile public thinks you have "sucker" tatooed on your forehead . . .
It obviously doesn't help your cause when you claim the savior as your financial advisor and automotive expert, though.
Drop kick me Jesus, through the goal posts of life . . .
On the other hand, if the mechanic has that little fish sign out front, you might be speakin' his language . . .
The Book, revised: Genesis, Exodus, Chilton...
