@Sturgis,
Detrimental dipillitories
Evidentiary hearings...kindly take them elsewhere, goish darn it!
@Sturgis,
Fiscally unsound Frenchmen finding themselves on a Friday happy hour binge.
@tsarstepan,
Genial gentlemen dressed head to toe in Santa outfits!
@Sturgis,
Irritating and irrational integrates
A glass jar of Kidney Beans: I have a dividing wall between living room and kitchen, and along the middle of that is a foot wide shelf, open to both sides, where I keep my dried peppers and quinoa and barley and farro and all sorts of beans waiting their turn in the slow cooker....... except kidney beans, my least favorite.
@ossobucotemp,
Lawnmower - it lives in the back of our garage in winter.
@vonny,
Madame Tussaud's entire wax collection
@Sturgis,
Nancy Reagan's White House gala wardrobe
@tsarstepan,
Oscillating ocelots obliquely ordering overstuffed olives online.
@Sturgis,
Preening peacocks, who perch on my noggin to play Pinochle.
@tsarstepan,
Quizzical quails questioning quotas
@Sturgis,
Rabid rats rustling red liquorice on the rug
@tsarstepan,
Tranquilizer dart shooter at the penitentiary.
@Sturgis,
Uvula surgeons, zoning in.
I get to joke about this..
@ossobucotemp,
Violent venting ventriloquists
@Sturgis,
West End girls (technically there are no girls at all in my living room ... that I know of... now).
