Notable A2K quotes

I have taken up quoting A2K members in my signatures when they are funny, witty or profound.

So I have a list of quotes saved that I'll post here. But if any of you have seen an A2Ker post something funny please share!


http://www.able2know.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=2952&highlight=#2952
A big problem for young democracies is that often people expect too much from government :: fbaezer


http://www.able2know.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=2962&highlight=#2962
The big problem with the IMF is that it sets fixed targets on numbers, regardless of the effects on real people's lives :: fbaezer

http://www.able2know.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=5866&highlight=#5866
On planes, you get free beer! :: fbaezer

http://www.able2know.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=272351#272351
Y'all are flogging a horse so long dead that you're blinded by the clouds of blowflies about your heads, and with a senseless vigor which can only be attributed to the toxic effects of the putresence which you have thereby loosed to befoul the atmosphere that we all must share :: setanta


http://www.able2know.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=274860&highlight=#274860
Goddammit, george, watch your language :: patiodog

http://www.able2know.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=272581&highlight=#272581
Perhaps if the womenfolk saw me driving my vehicle they might be a bit more inclined to swoon :: gustavratzenhofer

http://www.able2know.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=272553&highlight=#272553
Why are all the women throwing themselves at the feet of Hiama? I consider myself to be a much more attractive man and I have medals :: gustavratzenhofer

http://www.able2know.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=268935&highlight=#268935
I've been wrong before, but not very often :: gustavratzenhofer

http://www.able2know.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=264866&highlight=#264866
I refrain from chihuahua consumption -- not enough meat on the bone, but pomeranion.... spectacular! :: gustavratzenhofer

http://www.able2know.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=261892&highlight=#261892
And tremble you should. You are in the presence of greatness. My next composition is in the works. Prepare yourselves. :: gustavratzenhofer

http://www.able2know.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=249832&highlight=#249832
I have chickens. As a matter of fact, as I look out my window right now I can see thirty or so of them. Perhaps I'll eat one this morning -- all this chicken talk has stirred my appetite :: gustavratzenhofer

http://www.able2know.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=247471&highlight=#247471
Hello everyone! I'd thought I'd drop in with some exciting news. I don't have anything to contribute to the current conversation, but I am very excited about my new avatar :: gustavratzenhofer

http://www.able2know.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=241690&highlight=#241690
Dlowan, help me. I feel ill, and..... I don't know, maybe violated. I haven't been myself all day :: gustavratzenhofer

http://www.able2know.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=241596&highlight=#241596
I am now pacing the floors, sweat pouring from my brow. When will I see Beth's tattoo? :: gustavratzenhofer

http://www.able2know.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=7867#7867
ci I would be honored to be join any minority which had you for a member. But in this case, with my trim, muscular thighs and vital buttocks, I suppose I will just have to force down my impatience :: blatham