Crazy ideas for Crazy sex :)

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Whipped cream doesn't double for lube? Shocked

Ohh...

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God knows I was that uninformed once upon a time, and a discussion of the biology might ruin the moment.

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DrewDad wrote:

And keep it away from the lady parts.

Anything with sugar, for that matter.

Sweet bread? Cool

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oooooooooooohhhhhhhh GOD squinney....................

Laughing

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I was wondering if anyone was gonna get that.

Shoulda known it would be you! Laughing

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How to have "Crazy sex" in 4 steps.

1) Find a crazy person.
2) Convice said crazy person that you are healthy to mate. This means affirming that you have no nano-robots inside you, you can see apparations of the dead, and yes, you too can hear the voices in their head.
3) Remind them that there are ghosts in their clothes. This should exspedite the disrobing part. The removal of the straight jacket is as always, optional.
4) Begin intercourse. From this point you are on your own.

Warning: It is not advisable to ask who their father is. This is an advanced manuver and can lead to levels of crazy sex that are potentially dangerous. A simple "who's your daddy" can quickly erupt into a revenge sex fantasy for your partner.

Note: Safe sex may mean more than a condom. Keep a first-aid kit closehand. Additionally, it is never advisable to allow your partner to put you in handcuffs EVER.

"Crazy" sex achieved.

Well their you go. Let me say from anecdotal experiance that it's kind of a bunch of hype. I was personally more pleased with the whole older woman mythos.

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Warning: It is not advisable to ask who their father is. This is an advanced manuver and can lead to levels of crazy sex that are potentially dangerous. A simple "who's your daddy" can quickly erupt into a revenge sex fantasy for your partner.

That's kind of interesting. Is this only if you're asking a female-or could it elicit the same reaction in a male?

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aidan wrote:

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Warning: It is not advisable to ask who their father is. This is an advanced manuver and can lead to levels of crazy sex that are potentially dangerous. A simple "who's your daddy" can quickly erupt into a revenge sex fantasy for your partner.

That's kind of interesting. Is this only if you're asking a female-or could it elicit the same reaction in a male?

Certainly. The "Who's your momma" manuver is equally dangerous.

Very Happy

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You know, I first read this as "crazy" as in "you're so crazy" or "let's get crazy"- but on second reading-it's kind of creepy.
I think sanity is a prerequisite for healthy, nonmanipulative and mutually beneficial sex, unless both people are united in their own particular brand of "insanity". And then it is always fun when you find a kindred spirit, who will join you in your craziness.
That's what you meant, right?

*Otherwise, mentally erase my laughers.

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so are we talking about crazy sex as in insane instead of just like, wild?

Well let me think.

How about binding a girl on her hands and knees so she can't move and mount her dog style.... in the midst of intercourse.. take a scalpel and make a large incision in her back, remove one of her kidneys and begin to eat it. That would be pretty crazy, and not just ha ha crazy don't you think?

Oh, and I forgot in between mounting and beginning the incision... the nipple clips hooked to the car battery. Sorry, it's early, I'm on my first cup of coffee.

I'll think of some more things and come back. This is fun.

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Now you've got it Bear!

Aidan - I'm worried. Your post suggests to me that you didn't drown in my sarcasm. I was just making a play on words.

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so are we talking about crazy sex as in insane instead of just like, wild?

apparently you are. But I interpreted what Diest TKO said as "good old, garden variety wild and ha ha funny crazy". I was trying to determine if that's what s/he meant.

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This is fun.

Really? My crazy fun usually involves laughter-not pain-and certainly not surgery- but you know what they say..."whatever gets you there" Bear.
How does Squinney feel about cannabilism?

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Diest TKO said:

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Aidan - I'm worried. Your post suggests to me that you didn't drown in my sarcasm. I was just making a play on words.

I got it-I just wanted to make sure I got it right- that's all.
I enjoy a certain amount of craziness and insanity (as in inane, silly, illogical).

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aidan wrote:

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so are we talking about crazy sex as in insane instead of just like, wild?

apparently you are. But I interpreted what Diest TKO said as "good old, garden variety wild and ha ha funny crazy". I was trying to determine if that's what s/he meant.

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This is fun.

Really? My crazy fun usually involves laughter-not pain-and certainly not surgery- but you know what they say..."whatever gets you there" Bear.
How does Squinney feel about cannabilism?

aidan you're so..... puritanical Laughing

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Actually it's just that I have a really low pain threshold- what can I say- I'm a wimp. Laughing

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Bi-Polar Bear wrote:

How about binding a girl on her hands and knees so she can't move and mount her dog style.... in the midst of intercourse.. take a scalpel and make a large incision in her back, remove one of her kidneys and begin to eat it. That would be pretty crazy, and not just ha ha crazy don't you think?

Nice to meet you Mr. Lecter. Do you come here often?

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actually, I think I'd prefer cold Patron shots and chips and chili con to fava beans and chiati :wink:

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i got everything in this thread except an answer for my question
thx anyway Smile

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dann wrote:

i got everything in this thread except an answer for my question
thx anyway

welcome to A2K Laughing

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exactly....A2K isnt always as it claims. "able2know" ? well I wasnt able2know anything in this thread. You guys gotta work on changing your name ...maybe to something like YouDontNecessarilyHave2Know or WeArentGonnaLetYouKnow.com or even WeDontEvenKnowSoWhyAsk.com lol Razz

goodluck

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