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Crazy ideas for Crazy sex :)

 
 
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Reply Sat 24 Mar, 2007 06:10 am
Did the bed smell of A535 and cheap douche residue?

That would make it really naughty.
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Reply Sat 24 Mar, 2007 06:31 am
Psst flushed No one outside Canada knows what A535 is.
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Reply Sat 24 Mar, 2007 06:48 am
Actually, I didn't think the honey was so bad... Or, maybe he was just a good licker.
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Reply Sat 24 Mar, 2007 06:53 am
I could make a pretty long and graphic post here....but squinney would be sheepish...... and pissed off....
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Reply Sat 24 Mar, 2007 06:54 am
Embarrassed
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Reply Sat 24 Mar, 2007 06:59 am
dadpad wrote:
Psst flushed No one outside Canada knows what A535 is.


http://www.viscs.com/images/rub-a535.gif

Laughing Old person ointment.
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Reply Sat 24 Mar, 2007 07:01 am
Raise your hand if you tried that ever frustrating, stupid trick of baby oil on a water bed mattress!


















Embarrassed no one?
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Reply Sat 24 Mar, 2007 09:09 am
No way. It would mess up the polymers in the vinyl.



(Sometimes ya gotta be sensible about these things.)
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Reply Sat 24 Mar, 2007 09:20 am
shewolfnm wrote:
Raise your hand if you tried that ever frustrating, stupid trick of baby oil on a water bed mattress!


















Embarrassed no one?


Waterbeds and sex are not good bedfellows. Very Happy

Now the kitchen table and chairs, on the other hand, are.
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Reply Sat 24 Mar, 2007 09:26 am
When we bought one of our first homes my sister and her husband helped us move in. There were a couple of little things I wanted done and since he's in construction I figured I would throw it his way.

So I'm giving them a tour of the house when they first got there and as we walk into the master bedroom he says "Daaaang!.... Maaaan. Huh. (pause) Well... that could be a lot of fun." as he eyes the ceiling fan.

I busted out laughing. All I could think of was Gizmo the gremlin.
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Reply Sat 24 Mar, 2007 10:17 am
Whipped cream can make you awfully sick, and that's all I am divulging here.


(the combo tequila&whipped cream could be fatal)
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Reply Sat 24 Mar, 2007 10:20 am
CalamityJane wrote:
Whipped cream can make you awfully sick, and that's all I am divulging here.


(the combo tequila&whipped cream could be fatal)


Thanks for the tip Jane. I guess we should substitute some other white creamy substance.
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Reply Sat 24 Mar, 2007 11:14 am
Champagne could be substituted for the tequila... interesting tactile sensations, with fewer, er..., debilitating effects from the amount of alchohol.
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Reply Sat 24 Mar, 2007 11:14 am
Best sex I ever had started with a backrub....
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Reply Sat 24 Mar, 2007 11:42 am
DrewDad wrote:
Best sex I ever had started with a backrub....



You told me it started with a $100 bill.
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Reply Sat 24 Mar, 2007 06:38 pm
The two are not mutually exclusive.
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Reply Sun 25 Mar, 2007 08:15 am
whats wrong about tequilla + whipped cream? why is it so bad?
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Reply Sun 25 Mar, 2007 10:04 am
dann, if you don't know then you're clearly too young to have sex.
Are you 16 yet?
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Reply Sun 25 Mar, 2007 11:15 am
dann wrote:
whats wrong about tequilla + whipped cream? why is it so bad?


We're just saying it's not that crazy.

If you like it and your girl like it go ahead and have fun. Remember to use a condom so your fun stays fun and don't put anything anywhere that you would be uncomfortable explaining to an ER doctor.
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Reply Sun 25 Mar, 2007 11:24 am
And keep it away from the lady parts.

Anything with sugar, for that matter.
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