Three women in a sauna

> Subject: 3 women in a sauna
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>>> >
>>> > > 3 WOMEN IN A SAUNA:
>>> > >
>>> > >
>>> > > THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR
>>> CITIZEN, WERE
>>> > > SITTING NAKED
>>> > > IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.
>>> THE
>>> > > YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER
>>> > > FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED
>>> AT HER
>>> > > QUESTIONINGLY. "THAT WAS MY PAGER," SHE SAID. I
>>> HAVE A MICROCHIP
>>> UNDER
>>> > > THE SKIN OF MY ARM.
>>> > >
>>> > > A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND
>>> YOUNG
>>> > > WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE
>>> FINISHED, SHE
>>> EXPLAINED,
>>> > > "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN
>>> MY HAND."
>>> > >
>>> > >
>>> > >
>>> > > THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW TECH. NOT TO BE
>>> OUT DONE,
>>> > > SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS
>>> IMPRESSIVE. SHE
>>> STEPPED OUT
>>> > > OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE
>>> RETURNED W ITH A
>>> PIECE OF
>>> > > TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END. THE
>>> OTHERS RAISED THEIR
>>> EYEBROWS
>>> > > AND STARED AT HER.
>>> > >
>>> > >
>>> > >
>>> > > THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID.........WELL, WILL
>>> YOU LOOK
>>> > > AT THAT... I'M GETTING A FAX!!
>>> > >
>>>