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Would you like to learn how long you'll live?

 
 
Reply Mon 5 Mar, 2007 06:59 pm
You just need to take a health test that'll last about ten minutes.

If you are younger than 50, go to LivingTo100.com, or you are 50 or over, go to eons.com.
After you take the "test," and learn your estimated life span, let us know what you learn.
 
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Reply Mon 5 Mar, 2007 07:27 pm
monkey gland injections
I'll live as long as the monkey gland injections still are being sent to my doorstep. Keep that good stuff coming!
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Reply Mon 5 Mar, 2007 07:30 pm
i take my cue from the song, the moonshiner as sung by the clancy brothers

"And if moonshine don't kill me, I'll live till I die"
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Reply Mon 5 Mar, 2007 07:54 pm
That test is stupid! Stupid Stupid Stupid. It told me not to invest in green bananas. Now, what the hell is that supposed to mean?















Actually, eons.com opened the page but didn't seem to be functioning.
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Reply Mon 5 Mar, 2007 07:58 pm
No, thanks...
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Reply Mon 5 Mar, 2007 08:37 pm
I wouldn't like to know either. When my time is up then it is up!
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Reply Mon 5 Mar, 2007 08:40 pm
Geesh, I see most people has no curiosity about how long they "might" live. LOL
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Reply Mon 5 Mar, 2007 08:46 pm
Nope, cicerone! Besides, my reputation will live on forever! Laughing
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Reply Mon 5 Mar, 2007 08:58 pm
I just took the test and they told me I died several years ago.
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Reply Mon 5 Mar, 2007 08:58 pm
80!

I can stretch that another 3 to 3 1/2 years if I cut out some of the stress in my life.

And by another 1/2 year if I give up sweets. (snort) Like THAT's worth a possible 6 months 35 years from now! Rolling Eyes
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Reply Mon 5 Mar, 2007 09:01 pm
They told me if I wouldn't have gone on that heroin run back in the thirties I would probably still be alive today.
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View Profile JPB
 
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Reply Mon 5 Mar, 2007 09:13 pm
I just aged 5 years filling out the damn survey.
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Reply Mon 5 Mar, 2007 11:38 pm
squinney, I eat sweets and ice cream, and I came to the conclusion that the test is a fraud. he he he...

I know some people will take the test out of curiosity like I did, but somebody posted "dumb, dumb, dumb..." I don't think any test can foretell how much longer we will live.

gus has it about right; he was told he's already dead.
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Reply Mon 5 Mar, 2007 11:40 pm
JBP, You're too easily stressed! Go have a glass of red wine - up to two glasses.
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Reply Tue 6 Mar, 2007 08:42 am
oh, darn! I missed your recommendation last night, ci. I'll keep it in mind for tonight. :wink:
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