I Got A Big Red Truck

Shiny...

Now to smash that baby up a little bit. It's red so that should be no problem.

Don't forget the "Fear This" sticker on the windshield, and neon lights underneath that blink to the bass line.

I kind of agree on the Ford vs. Toyota. Toyotas are definitely better, but for a plain-jane 6-cyl pickup used just to haul stuff, if the Ford is that much cheaper, you're better off.

You call that a big red truck?

THIS is a big red truck:



Wrangler with a 4" lift, 33" swampers, K&N air filter, Borla exhaust and so on and so forth.

Yours is shinier though.

You shouldcelebrate, BPB. Have a bottle of Red Truck wine from me. This is actually pretty good wine.