I Got A Big Red Truck

So long as it isnt a ford.....




hehehe

my big red truck is a small desert sand toyota truck, my Porsche is red.

It is a ford beeyatch. I've owned about a million of them and they've always been perfect for me. Back when my events company was in full swing I had three Ford box trucks a ford dually and a personal ford truck. I love fords.

And this one is shiny and Red. With a long bed. Once again I have the longest red thing in the neigborhood. squinney is the envy of the ladies.

red is good. red is powerful. red is blood gorged and oooppss... started to go down a weird road there.

Oooh....a red truck!


Gonna take all of us (or at least lil ol' me) fer a ride in it?



(congrats on the new truck by the way)

hillbillies do love fords dont they?




( runs away giggling before the shotgun comes out )

dont mind me.
im just jealous.


i want a big ole truck too.

Ahem... I am not a Hillbilly... I am also not a redneck. I often am mistaken for one because I'm a confrontational assertive loudmouth who doesn't give a f*ck about anyone but himself but I repeat , I am not a hillbilly or a redneck. <hmmphh>

I am naming my truck "El Grande Rojo", after my penis. Want a ride little girl?

You might be a redneck if you discuss your truck and your penis in the same sentence.

Since we never named squinney's new car I am calling it El Poco Verde
(we bought her a new fusion last fall)

I am now a Malo Madre Camionero with my El Grande Rojo.

My truck looks a little like this one...



Mine is in a little worse shape from all the tearing around I do, but a guy has to have a truck.

Welcome to the club, Bear.

A guy in our neighborhood has that very truck perfectly restored... red of course.... and major bad ass....

FORD. Fix Or Repair Daily.

Gus, that truck is identical to one that I fell in love with at a vintage motor show back in the summer.

What clinched it for me, was the big old "Coca Cola" bottle opener, rivetted onto the tailgate. It even had a little pan at the bottom, to collect all the bottle tops.

I immediately thought of one of my favourite films of all time...the classic "American Graffiti".







Nerd note :- Anyone who has this film on tape or DVD, watch out for Richard Dreyfuss as he gets out of his little 2CV near the beginning. He jumps like hell 'cos he gets a static shock. Totally unrehearsed, methinks.


Carry on.

F.O.R.D-

F*cked Over Rebuilt Dodge

My husband has a 1953 GMC 5-window pickup in the garage.
Bright yellow with black running boards. We call it "The Bumblebee."






I realize this probably destroys my image.








(I keep the garage door closed at all times.)

Eva


Wow! A truck named after me! Does it boogie?

BBB

I own a 1980 Chevy pickup flare-side, with a chopped roof, lowered, shaved doors, oak bed, and a 302. It's red, used to be porsche red, now repainted a maroon.

It's sitting in a warehouse at my dad's work, and needs to be restored. Guess I have other things to do with the $$ it would take.