I quit my job today to be a professional hoochy koochie girl

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wish me luck

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[+1] - Lord Ellpus - 02/06/2007< inserts $50 bill in Chai's diamond encrusted thong >
[+1] - Bella Dea - 02/06/2007ROCK N' ROLL HOOCHIE COO ROWDY MAMA LIGHT MY FUSE ROCK N' ROLL HOOCHIE COO GO ON OUT AND SPREAD THE NEWS
[+1] - nimh - 02/06/2007I'm sure you'll be very good. Will you be a travelling professional hoochy coochy girl?
[+1] - Chai - 02/06/2007OK, who else wants to put money in my diamond encrusted thong? [img]http://images.ninewest.com/images/nw/product/PG.VANICAR.GOLDFB.PD.jpg[/img] 20% of all proceeds are going to purchase RAM...
[+1] - squinney - 02/06/2007Wow! Another one drawn in by a "jobs" interesting mix of psychology and logic in a pressurized social situation? Have you been playing at being a hoochy koochie and just realize this...
[+1] - Dorothy Parker - 02/06/2007Can just picture my feet in a pair of them there sandals.....and a thong. x
[+1] - DrewDad - 02/06/2007I'm not gonna ask what kind of "ram...."
[+1] - Dorothy Parker - 02/06/2007Diamonds might chafe a bit after a while though.
[+1] - Chai - 02/07/2007hurumph. bi-polar bear is taking all my business away. he doesn't even look cute in that diamond thong.
[+1] - George - 02/07/2007I will pass on some excellent advice given to Craven on his "poker player" thread: You've got to know when to hold'em, know when... er, wait a minute, that's not right...

< inserts $50 bill in Chai's diamond encrusted thong >

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ROCK N' ROLL HOOCHIE COO
ROWDY MAMA LIGHT MY FUSE
ROCK N' ROLL HOOCHIE COO
GO ON OUT AND SPREAD THE NEWS

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I'm sure you'll be very good.

Will you be a travelling professional hoochy coochy girl?

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OK, who else wants to put money in my diamond encrusted thong?

http://images.ninewest.com/images/nw/product/PG.VANICAR.GOLDFB.PD.jpg

20% of all proceeds are going to purchase RAM for A2K.

:wink:

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Wow! Another one drawn in by a "jobs" interesting mix of psychology and logic in a pressurized social situation? Have you been playing at being a hoochy koochie and just realize this year that you are good enough to make a living at it?

... um, good luck.

(Sports & Fitness????)

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Can just picture my feet in a pair of them there sandals.....and a thong.

x

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I'm not gonna ask what kind of "ram...."

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Diamonds might chafe a bit after a while though.

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hurumph.

bi-polar bear is taking all my business away.

he doesn't even look cute in that diamond thong.

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I will pass on some excellent advice given to Craven on his "poker
player" thread:

You've got to know when to hold'em, know when...
er, wait a minute, that's not right...

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Chai wrote:

hurumph.

bi-polar bear is taking all my business away.

he doesn't even look cute in that diamond thong.

Don't you worry your sweet little ladybumps, Chai.....me and the boys are working out a supporting dance act for you, when you're greasing up your pole.

In fact, Kicky, farmerman, Roger, The Prince and myself were practising away in the post office queue, only this morning.

Do you like our little routine? To get the full effect, you have to view it on full screen and try to imagine us in bright yellow lycra speedos.

Uh - Huh - Huh - ....Uh - Huh - Huh...

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Chai wrote:

hurumph.

bi-polar bear is taking all my business away.

he doesn't even look cute in that diamond thong.

yeah but I'm getting my ass waxed today.

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Here y'go, Chai.

This is us in our little dancing outfits.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v730/dagmaraka2k/image002.jpg

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Bi-Polar Bear wrote:

Chai wrote:
hurumph.

bi-polar bear is taking all my business away.

he doesn't even look cute in that diamond thong.

yeah but I'm getting my ass waxed today.

Glancing at that avatar out of the corner of my eye, I think Sozobe is
posting. Then I read the post. Double-take!

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Lord Ellpus wrote:

Here y'go, Chai.

This is us in our little dancing outfits.

little being the operative word....

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George wrote:

Bi-Polar Bear wrote:
Chai wrote:
hurumph.

bi-polar bear is taking all my business away.

he doesn't even look cute in that diamond thong.

yeah but I'm getting my ass waxed today.

Glancing at that avatar out of the corner of my eye, I think Sozobe is
posting. Then I read the post. Double-take!

Do you think I have a defamation of character case?

I mean, I AM getting my ass waxed today as it happens, but still...

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sozobe wrote:

George wrote:
Bi-Polar Bear wrote:
Chai wrote:
hurumph.

bi-polar bear is taking all my business away.

he doesn't even look cute in that diamond thong.

yeah but I'm getting my ass waxed today.

Glancing at that avatar out of the corner of my eye, I think Sozobe is
posting. Then I read the post. Double-take!

Do you think I have a defamation of character case?

I mean, I AM getting my ass waxed today as it happens, but still...

Ah-oo-gah! Ah-oo-gah!
INFORMATION OVERLOAD! INFORMATION OVERLOAD!
Ah-oo-gah!

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