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Thu 25 Jan, 2007 09:23 am
So anyhoo Gus was over last night and we were just sitting there in front of the Hi-Fi when I said to Gus, I said "Gus how about we listen to some classic rock and roll?" Gus said "huh?'
So I dug out the rare l.p. I have of Pat Boone doing Pink Floyds "Set the controls for the heart of the sun" Well, Gus was blown away and keep saying things like" Shiit man, I never knew Pat Boone had such vocal power."
We then got out my photo album of Slow Loris pictures and spent the rest of the evening talking about people we can't stand on a2k that remind us of a Slow Loris taking a dump in some jungle in Vietnam. It was a swell evening fer sure. Gus packed up his tractor early this morning and left quietly before breakfast. I'm not sure I will ever hear from him again.
Is your album of coucang, bengalensis, or pygmaeus?
If it was coucang, it's true - you will never see Gus again.
But I can bring my album of pygmaeus photos and a Lounge Against the Machine CD and we can drink asti spumanti in his memory if that will cheer you up.
why did you even waste electrons. Nobody gives a shit about that old coot. He just goes on about his pet rodents and his imaginary social life. Besides , he smells like an old urine soaked overcoat
Yeah famerman but now we don't know where Gus is.
You can be sure I won't be answering the door all weekend.
In fact, I might even put a coucoung photo on the door and pipe out my Lawerence Welk does Devo CD just in case.
Keep a big industrial sized sprayer of Febreze on hand, he can really smell up a place. We usually feed him out in the barn. Even the sheep move upwind .
boomerang wrote:Is your album of coucang, bengalensis, or pygmaeus?
If it was coucang, it's true - you will never see Gus again.
But I can bring my album of pygmaeus photos and a Lounge Against the Machine CD and we can drink asti spumanti in his memory if that will cheer you up.
Make it Cold Duck and you got a deal; I'lll dig out my John Tesh plays The Doors Greatest Hits.
OMG!
The second time I got pissed was on Cold Duck!!!
(Pissed means drunk)
to gus , it means "I go in my pants"
Gus arrived here last night, weeping. It seems that his last needle on his grammophone had worn away while listening to Donny and Marie's Together.
I promised to help him regain his musical mojo, and we headed to Best Buy. After stopping at the car wash to give Gus a quick shampoo, we picked up the necessary equipment.
We installed the subs under the seat, and the satellite speakers are balanced on the engine cowling, but can anyone tell me how to wire this iPod into the tractor's 6-volt electrical system?
bit 'o fencing wire should do the trick.
Dunno what you want with it, though???
Wot's an ipod?
gee dys, sounds like a fun night, i'd love to hear more about it after i get back from climbing down the tree to engage in my weekly bowel movement
see ya next tuesday
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