I remember a few parties like this...

One can sure find a lot of porn on YouTube if one, as myself, is so inclined to look.

This next submission tore my heart. Toward the beginning of the movie a male duck pursues a particularly attractive female and has his way with her. Another male watches the action...and waits.

The poor bastard looks so damned horny that it just broke my heart to see him running around like that and not getting anything -- just staring in frustration as his friend pounded away with glee.

But then, toward the end of the movie, miraculously, an opportunity arises. The female escapes from the clutches of the first duck and suddenly breaks into the clear. The horny duck begins to chase after her and she disappears behind a tree. He starts to make his move.... and the movie stops!

I got so pissed I jumped out of my chair, spilling popcorn in the process, and started yelling at the monitor.

How can they just stop a movie at the climatic moment?

I want you to be the judge.

Did the duck get laid?

This one is for the A2K cat lovers

Man, those frogs were such pigs! Actually, that's how I always pictured a typical night at Hugh Hefner's Playboy Mansion -- only with people instead of frogs....

The duck vid.....What happened to the first male duck? He seemed to just disappear. Guess he went off to smoke a cigarette.

And the cat vid. That was my last boyfriend. Now you know why I had to break it off with him.