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If She Does Windows, I Want Her!

 
 
Reply Wed 17 Jan, 2007 07:57 am
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An escaped chimpanzee at the Little Rock Zoo raided a kitchen cupboard and did a little cleaning with a toilet brush before sedatives knocked her out on top of a refrigerator.................Keeper Ann Rademacher says Judy went into the bathroom, picked up a toilet brush and cleaned the toilet. Rademacher says the 37-year-old Judy was a house pet before the zoo acquired her in 1988, so she may have been familiar with housekeeping chores. Judy wrung out a sponge and scrubbed down the fridge.



http://www.breitbart.com/news/2007/01/17/D8MN1NP80.html

Now THAT is a maid that I would want. All she eats are bananas, she won't steal my stuff, and send it to her relatives in Lower Slobovia, and I think that she would be exempt from social security and withholding taxes.
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Reply Wed 17 Jan, 2007 08:12 am
Leave the animals alone, Phoenix.
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Reply Wed 17 Jan, 2007 08:13 am
When did they rename Monica "Judy"?
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