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Saddam Dies; Gets 34 Virgins

 
 
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Reply Sun 14 Jan, 2007 03:24 pm
Re: Saddam Dies; Gets 34 Virgins
Raul-7 wrote:

Eventually you will die and know the truth, the truth that you've been living a life of nothing but mere conjectures and falsehoods.


Next time you say that, do yourself a favor and recite it in front of a mirror for a while..

I still find it truly funny that Allah and Jesus sound EXACTLY alike..

except in heaven, noone gets virgins..

Even in the afterlife , sex is a sin.

(shudder)
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Reply Sun 14 Jan, 2007 04:24 pm
I'm still confused that Raul used "Allah" and "nirvana" in the same post.
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Reply Sun 14 Jan, 2007 04:47 pm
NickFun wrote:
As I mentioned in the last paragraph, virgins ain't a helluva lot of fun either!


You are lying (or you are a virgin youself). Having virgins is as much a part of Western culture as much as they are of Middle Eastern culture.

The only problem is that now in the US, the only virgins you are going to find over the age of 14 are evangelical Christians... and that may very well be a vision of hell.
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Reply Sun 14 Jan, 2007 06:21 pm
Ebrown, last time I was with a virgin was 20 years ago. In my opinion they are vastly overrated. In 1993 I actually turned one down. I prefer a gal who's "been there and done that".
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