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WAR WITH MEXICO ! ! !

 
 
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Reply Fri 5 Jan, 2007 04:28 pm
In an unconfirmed incident, Fux News has reproted that illegal aliens (thought to be Martians, but possibly of Venusian origin) were not seen by anybody shooting at nobody in an area thought to be near the planet Earth, and possibly Mexico.

Thoughful patriots who don't truckle to terroristic, islamo-fascist, wet-back illegals are calling for a full thermonuclear attack on Cancun.
 
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Reply Fri 5 Jan, 2007 04:31 pm
Those damn Cancunians!
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Reply Fri 5 Jan, 2007 04:33 pm
I'm headin' right on down to join up . . . come on, it'll be a blast ! ! !
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Reply Fri 5 Jan, 2007 04:36 pm
I hope Tequila is flammable 'cuz I'm bringin' plenty.
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Reply Fri 5 Jan, 2007 04:36 pm
You got that a bit wrong Set,

They were seen by nobody not shooting at anybody.
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Reply Fri 5 Jan, 2007 04:38 pm
Details, details . . .

Hey, BX, let's you n me occupy the Souza factory in Guadalajara ! ! !
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Reply Fri 5 Jan, 2007 04:55 pm
Consider it commandeered...the worm will turn and the worm will burn.
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Reply Fri 5 Jan, 2007 05:00 pm
No worms in Sauza... you're thinking of Mezcal

Cycloptichorn
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Reply Fri 5 Jan, 2007 05:07 pm
I recommend the Oaxaca mezcal. Makes you go all cross-eared.
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Reply Fri 5 Jan, 2007 05:07 pm
That oaxacan bud is a trip, too . . .
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Reply Fri 5 Jan, 2007 10:12 pm
Brand X wrote:
Those damn Cancunians!


better than those Tamponians whose toxic shock and awe make any mortal man shudder.

However it appears likely its just another sneak attack by those bastards from Grand Fenwick!

And look they got our women!

http://www.conelrad.com/conelrad100/images/mousethatroared.gif
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Reply Sat 6 Jan, 2007 12:24 pm
Grand Fenwick ! ! !

Ah, now there's an hilarious blast from the past.

I'm not surprised that they are behind this insidious invasion.
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