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Thu 21 Dec, 2006 08:11 am
You walked into the party like you were walking onto a yacht
Your hat strategically dipped below one eye
Your scarf it was apricot
You had one eye on the mirror as you watched yourself gavotte
And all the girls dreamed that theyd be your partner
Theyd be your partner, and...
Youre so vile you probably think this song is about you
Youre so vain, Ill bet you think this song is about you
Dont you? dont you?
You had me several years ago when I was still quite naive
Well you said that we made such a pretty pair
And that you would never leave
But you gave away the things you loved and one of them was me
I had some dreams, they were clouds in my coffee
Clouds in my coffee, and...
I had some dreams they were clouds in my coffee
Clouds in my coffee, and...
Well I hear you went up to saratoga and your horse naturally won
Then you flew your lear jet up to nova scotia
To see the total eclipse of the sun
Well youre where you should be all the time
And when youre not youre with
Some underworld spy or the wife of a close friend
Wife of a close friend, and...
I heard he was a lousy kisser.
I also heard his father was Milton Berle.
Thanks, Dys. Now this will be in my head all day... and every time I see a certain poster.
you had one eye on the mirror as you watched your head blow offf
and Courtneu Love dreamed that she'd spend your assets She'd spend your assets and
Kurt Cobain... you probably think this song is about you....
You're insane
You know this song is about you
Don't you, don't you
Come in the water like a swordfish
You're insane
Boasting Mission accomplished
So insane. . .
You wokked into the buffet
Like it was Em-er-il's favorite spot
But where they should've had Duck a l'Orange they
Served Gristle a l'Apricot
We were so strung out from hunger that
I guess we both forgot
This - place is known - for the Beef Teriyucky
Beef Teriyucky - and
Horse Lo Mein
You probably think that's pork in the Moo Shu
Horse Lo Mein (Horse Lo Mein!)
I'll bet you think the white stuff is tofu
Tofu
Tofu
Oh I came here several years ago
When I still ate cheap Chinese
Well it's sad I've become - such a germophobe
But look where the children sneeze
Once I had a won-ton disregard
For General Tso's Disease
My - better judg - ment was clouded by Sake
Clouded by Sake - and
Horse Lo Mein
There's probably truth to platters called Pu Pu
Horse Lo Mein (Horse Lo Mein!)
I'll bet you find burnt socks in the Char Shu
Char Shu
Char Shu
Charred Shoe
Source of Tico's parody, which he unaccountably failed to mention.
Merry Christmas ... feel free to eat my shorts. If I haven't mentioned it before, Setanta, thanks for that little bit of sunshine you bring to everyone's day when you post here at A2K.
But double drat anyway ... you foiled my grand scheme to fool everyone into thinking I had written that parody myself. You revealed my source, you fiend. Your method was so ... ingenious ... look up the words on google.com. How could ... I be ... so ... blind?
And look ... I have discovered the
source of your ill manner!
Re: you're so vile
... one eye on the mirror as you watched yourself gavotte...
Gavotte?
I always thought was "a lot"...
sheesh.
I thought it was your own, Tico, until the second stanza when it was obvious you'd uhhh... well... probably not had the chops to carry it that far. Nothing against your excellent lawyerly writings.
I hope that your Christmas in Kansas can make up with Setanta's one in O-Hi-O. I'm trying to be jolly here with Edgar.
It's the Solstice. Turn on a Light.
Thanks Piffka. Merry Christmas to you and yours. My Christmas will be in New Mexico this year.
Vericose veins
I think I should go see my doctor.
Vericose veins,
I think I should go see my doctor
Doctor, doctor, doctor.
I had you several years ago,
When I stood too much on my feet.
The support hose I wore looked mighty fine
And they were quite discreet.
I kept one eye in the mirror
While I propped up both my feet.
Etc.
New Mexico sounds pleasant and could be very festive. Good luck finding Christmas spirit there.
Wouldn't mind seeing photos, Tico...
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