Penis found outside house

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19/11/2006 20:09 - (SA)

Hazyview - A man's penis was found outside a house at Masoyi village near Hazyview in Mpumalanga, police said on Sunday.

Superintendent Benjamin Mtsholi Bhembe said a man found the penis on Friday morning outside a house he was looking after.

He saw a strange looking object lying down in the house yard, said Bhembe.

"On closer inspection, he realised that it was a man's private part."

Police were summoned and enquiries were made to local residents, but to no avail.

Bhembe said police were investigating and urged anyone with information to contact the nearest police station.

Everybody here "all there"?

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How do you find these things?

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You sure it wasn't a banana slug? They sometimes look very similar. Razz

http://www.slugweb.com/images/nat_slug_270x200.jpg

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I don't think that this particular story ought to be spread around too much, or everybody else is going to want one!

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It could result in a lot of penis in the yard envy.

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...A man's penis was found ?

As opposed to a womans penis?

Hey, I want one of those!!!

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probably a revenge act by Ma Mbobbitt

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Butrflynet wrote:

You sure it wasn't a banana slug? They sometimes look very similar.

I'll never be able to have sex again.

Twisted Evil

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farmerman wrote:

probably a revenge act by Ma Mbobbitt

Very good!

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Well, obviously, since it was found on TOP of the lawn it just goes to show the truth of that old adage-- the penis mightier than the sward...

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Is there a close description of it? I've been looking everywhere- - -

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Re: Penis found outside house

Reyn wrote:

Everybody here "all there"?

Most of us. We're not too sure about Deb.

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Yeah, Reyn, where DO you find these articles?!

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Wilso wrote:

How do you find these things?

Mame wrote:

Yeah, Reyn, where DO you find these articles?!

Well, not to toot my own horn too loudly, but it requires a certain hard to obtain skill that few possess. It's an artform to find the right story. I just seem to be one of the gifted ones.

I'm pleased that I have finally found my calling in this life. When I die, I would like everyone to eulogize me for these small contributions here on A2K.

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Reyn wrote:

Wilso wrote:
How do you find these things?

Mame wrote:
Yeah, Reyn, where DO you find these articles?!

Well, not to toot my own horn too loudly, but it requires a certain hard to obtain skill that few possess. It's an artform to find the right story. I just seem to be one of the gifted ones.

I'm pleased that I have finally found my calling in this life. When I die, I would like everyone to eulogize me for these small contributions here on A2K.

Or...the truth.

He subscribes to the urban legends mailing list.

As I do.

:wink:

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dlowan wrote:

Or...the truth.

He subscribes to the urban legends mailing list.

As I do.

:wink:

Nope.....

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squinney wrote:

...A man's penis was found ?

As opposed to a womans penis?

Hey, I want one of those!!!

sweetheart did you forget? You've got a couple in your bottom nightstand drawer......

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Michael Richards was found outside someone's home?

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