[answered] what the f***?

Maybe this would be a good time to ask the Mods if they could open up a new section on the re-vamped A2K, for broad minded members. A suitable warning could be given (like the humor thread) that some thread content may be only suitable for broad minded readers.

[rubbing a large rolling pin shaped lump on the back of his head]

Sorry. The preceding post was for humorous effect only and was in no way meant to imply any promiscuity on the part of my wife. I deeply apologize for any misunderstanding.

Personally, penis is not a dish for me. My wife on the other hand (so to speak), can't seem to get enough.

We've been through 4 gardeners and a pool boy thus far...

blacksmithn wrote:

[rubbing a large rolling pin shaped lump on the back of his head]

Sorry. The preceding post was for humorous effect only and was in no way meant to imply any promiscuity on the part of my wife. I deeply apologize for any misunderstanding.

Reassure Mrs Blacksmithn that nobody misunderstood.