Chai Tea wrote:
Dear Uncle Ellpus
Could you please explain to me what an organism feels like? My husband says it should feel like "something is inside of you", but unfortunately he couldn't be much clearer than that.
I tried to ask him to explain further, but by that time I was unable to speak clearly.
Dear Chai, please don't worry your pretty little head about what an organism feels like, as this sensation is purely for the enjoyment of us males.
Ladies may have experienced what comes close to what they consider to be an organism, whilst inadvertantly leaning against their washing machines during the spin cycle as they chat endlessly to their friends on the phone about flower arranging, or some other very worthwhile female activity.
This, however, is just a natural reaction to the joys of being able to wash your partner's undergarments, and should not be confused with a genuine organism which causes the male to grunt louder than usual, whilst his eyes disappear into the back of his head, and his hands go blue from excessive tugging against the restraints of the furry handcuffs.
A proper organism is followed by a strong urge for the male to either, a) roll over and go to sleep straight away, or b) stroll into the garden wearing only a quilted smoking jacket and one sock, in order to light up a Havana.
To see whether your man is a snooze or Havana type of guy, just give him the best organism of his life, then see what he does whilst you prepare a nice meal for him to eat, once he has fully recovered.