This thread has turned into a cesspool of innuendo.
We just can't control ourselves.
Wipe that grimace off your face, parados, before I do it for you.
When I was a boy, I slipped off the pedals and whacked my pet snake on the bar, and cut myself right on the pee hole.
Taking a piss was one of the most painful things I've endured for a few days. For a long time after, even soap burned when taking a shower.
Penis injury is fun.
