That damn Wikipedia even has "how to lube up a Swedish Bikini team member"
The body of human knowledge and know-how may double and triple and quadruple, but a lot of the body of human knowledge and know-how is just flab.
I always feel depressed on the day after Mole Day.
Doubly so now that I know what it is.
Youre just hung over from consuming all those gram molecular weights of ethanol.
Any other obscure holidays coming up?