Sounds like he is a few picture cards short of a full deck!
Or some spices short of a curry
Well, DID he refuse to change the order?
If so, why?
Is there more to this story? Was the waiter treated really badly?
I mean, stalking is mean, but sometimes there is great temptation.
I confess, I have been tempted, in my waitressing years, to do such things - but confined myself to petty revenges, like only PRETENDING to swap dropped cutlery if people were bastids....
I understand writing obscenities with little spray packs of Round Up on people's front lawns was popular a while back...
nah - stalking is never justified - but there are customers I recall from all those years ago that this story brings a gleam to my eye in thinking about...
heehee - there's worser things than the cutlery - heehee
I remember 30 years ago when I was a part time waiter I had a really nasty customer, so I took his coffee to him with my thumb in the cup, and he asked what the hell I thought I was doing. I told him I had an infected cut on my thumb and the doctor told me to keep it in something warm whenever possible.
The guy got furious, jumped out of his seat and said he was gonna stick my thumb up my ass for me. I informed him that's where I kept it when I wasn't serving coffee.
I had a friend in the restaurant business years ago who suggested that one should avoid sending a dish back to the kitchen. You never know what might be in it when you get it back.
Phoenix--
I share your sense of disquiet. The waiter obviously felt "How Dare She Cross Me" and proceeded to take dramatic revenge for what he chose to consider a personal insult.
Dragging the little brothers along was another element of warped thinking.
Finally, ringing the doorbell so that he could personally savor the customer's/householder's indignation.....
I don't know about the waiter's past, but I'd guess there is considerable chance he'll have a very troubled future.
I guess it's the girlfriend who should be convicted of stalking, no?
Throwing eggs at a house -- never seen it done. Never participated in it. Never even heard about it. Nope. I disavow all knowledge of any such activities in my juvenile days in high school. Don't even think I had anything to do with any such nonsense, okay?
Toilet paper -- Please refer to the above.
Flour and maple syrup -- Well now, that's a variation that ... I've also never heard of.
Lived in the same town, did they? A small town like Corona? In California? Were any of them on a sports team at all?
Not to worry. Most of our track team grew up to be just fine.
PS -- I was followed home a few times when I was in high school (like many kids) but certainly not for maple syrup. I prefer the syrup.
I need to put my glasses on. I keep reading the title of this as : Be nice to your avatar. Oy!
Awe, come-on, Phoenix, there's a nut in every profession. Show me one that doesn't? c.i.
Reminds me of the time I was waiting tables at America's favorite seafood restaurant...the Red Lobster.
This couple came in, and after they left, I realized they left only a 14.7% tip, falling short of the minimum 15%. I then saw them leaving the parking lot, wrote down their plate number, ran it, and found out their address.
Then I went to the house and had sex with their dog in the backyard, just to show them. They didnt' know at the time, but imagine their surprise, after the dog told them I had the doggy style sex with it? HAHA! WHO'S THE LOSER NOW!!!
Um, that's not weird, is it? Just kidding, anyway.
It was a goat.
Thank god I fired that dude....
Slappy, I believe you've past the grey line of decency. c.i.
Once my grandfather, due to failing eyesight, read a restaurant bill wrong and left a smaller tip than was expected. The waiter chased him down the street and threw the tip back at him yelling "I don't need your fucking cheap tip you fucking Jew!" I think it is important to recognize that the operative word in 'service industry', is 'service'. If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. Now Phoenix's guy sounds a bit warped. I do have to wonder if the plot may have been the girlfriend's idea. Still, very bizarre, and no, he never worked for me. I would never hire a 20 year old with a resume reading only "Sizzler".
I had to chase someone out in the parking lot once...not because they didn't tip, but shorted the bill by about $10.
and the thing is...your grandfather was probably a Presbyterian.....
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