@Region Philbis,
I'd buy the heck out of a yearly membership to that RP.
@chai2,
Quote:For instance, your joke about the ugly baby? Basically it could be told....
A woman goes to the doctor, and he says your baby is ugly. He says throw it out and I'll **** you and make another.
Or the tarzen one....I'm going to **** a hole in your leg because I can't find your vagina. Wow,
Not exactly funny, and the long length of it does nothing to help.
I know you're not going to take any of this to heart, but just be aware you could be part of the light hearted fun, or you can continue to write unfunny, non-sensical stuff and make yourself look like you've totally missed the boat.
That's all I have to say about that.
The following won't justify my very bad jokes, but your suggestions are telling me that if you were trying to do it better being "funny", then you are at risk to lose your friends...
This is why I don't tell jokes in parties and family reunions, I want to keep my friends and family members forever...
An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a cop.
Ma’am, I’m not going to ticket you, but I do have to issue you a warning. You have a broken reflector on your buggy.
Oh, I’ll let my husband, Jacob, know as soon as I get home.
That’s fine. Another thing, ma’am. I don’t like the way that one rein loops across the horse’s back and around one of his balls. I consider that animal abuse. That’s cruelty to animals. Have your husband take care of that right away!
Later that day, the lady is home telling her husband about her encounter with the cop.
Well, dear, what exactly did he say?
He said the reflector is broken.
I can fix that in two minutes. What else?
I’m not sure, Jacob … something about the emergency brake..?
'I like the Ten Commandments but I have a problem with the ninth. It should be - Thou shalt not covet they neighbour’s ox, except in Scrabble.'
A dog lover, whose poodle was a bitch and 'in heat,' agreed to look after
and house her neighbor's male poodle while they were away on vacation.
She had a large house and believed that she could keep them apart, but as she was drifting off to sleep she heard awful howling and moaning sounds, rushed downstairs and found the dogs locked together, in obvious pain and unable to disengage as so frequently happens when they mate.
She couldn't separate them and perplexed as to what to do next, and although it was late, she called the vet, who answered in a very grumpy and irritated voice.
Having explained the problem to him, the vet said hang up the phone and
place it down alongside the dogs. I will then call you back and the noise of
the ringing will make the male lose his erection and be able to withdraw.
Do you think that will work? she asked.
It just worked for me, the vet replied.
I met a girl with 12 nipples. Sounds strange, dozen tit?
@FBM,
Damn, I actually laughed out loud and scared the dogs. It's either very late or funny.
@FBM,
My Amish neighbor fell and got a fraktur
@farmerman,
As my students so often say, "I am not understanding."
@FBM,
It was a stupid joke attempt . (I do antique picking on the side and PQ Dutch **** is really hot)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fraktur_(Pennsylvania_German_folk_art)
@roger,
No, thanks. I just had lunch.
@farmerman,
farmerman wrote:
My Amish neighbor fell and got a fraktur
I got it, but I'm not very hip.
@glitterbag,
That broke me up. I found it humerus.
@FBM,
I have an embryo of an idea, please be patient.
