@Frank Apisa,
I've heard that they're thinking of making it illegal to wear the veil at work.
Beekeepers are going to be furious!
@Lordyaswas,
.......and after the fire at the Aromatherapy Candle Factory, the situation is described as calm.
The reason Santa Claus is always so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
@roger,
Bishop of Smyrna, wasn't he? The original Saint Nicholas, I mean.
Anyway, I've decided to take up meditation. Well, it's better than sitting around doing nothing.
@roger,
roger wrote:
Is Santa a priest?
No, that would be if he knew where all the bad boys lived.
@vonny,
Yes, and I was rated AAA fresh!
An Italian Funeral
A Jewish man was leaving a convenience store with his latte in his hand, when he noticed a most unusual Italian funeral procession approaching a nearby cemetery.
A large black hearse was followed by a second black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. Behinf the second hearse was a solitary Italian man, walking a dog on a leash.
Behind him, a short distance back were about one hundred men walking in single file.
The Jewish man couldn't stand his curiosity. He respectfully approached the Italian man walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, and this may be a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen an Italian funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"
"My Wifes"
"What happened to her?"
"She yelled at me and my dog attacked and killed her."
He inquired further, "But who is in the second hearse?"
"My mother-in-law. She came to help my wife and the dog turned on her and killed her also."
A very poignant and touching moment of Jewish & Italian brotherhood and silence passed between the two men.
The Jewish man then asked, "Can I borrow the dog?"
The Italian man replied, "Get in the line."
@georgeob1,
Thanks for my good laugh for today.
@georgeob1,
This was a genuine LOL. Thanks.
You say you've taken an overdose of Viagra? Think I'll put that in the 'too hard' basket.
yes, I made that one up
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