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Reply Thu 5 Oct, 2006 02:28 am
I forgot our anniversary!

Am I gonna die.
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View Profile kiwimac
 
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Reply Thu 5 Oct, 2006 02:31 am
Nope,

Just apologise sincerely. Grovel and make up for it. And for goodness' sake DON'T forget next year!
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Reply Thu 5 Oct, 2006 03:00 am
kiwimac wrote:
Nope,

Just apologise sincerely. Grovel and make up for it. And for goodness' sake DON'T forget next year!


Grovel yeah grovel is good ...........no wait thats not gonna work....... she will just think I want sex (again).


Thanks anyway kiwimac
Sweet as cuz
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Reply Thu 5 Oct, 2006 03:29 am
Strewth mate!

Why don't you take the old sheila out somewhere? Treat her to a tinny or two? Bob's your uncle!

Kiwimac Very Happy
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Reply Thu 5 Oct, 2006 03:48 am
Dont grovel, say sorry once then take her somewher for a treat.Thats all you can do, dont keep saying sorry.
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Reply Thu 5 Oct, 2006 03:54 am
dadpad wrote:
....... she will just think I want sex (again).


Do you mind she thinking that?
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Reply Thu 5 Oct, 2006 04:36 am
dadpad: Angry make up sex.

This may work out to your favour.

But only if you didn't forget last year or her bday. Laughing
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Reply Thu 5 Oct, 2006 04:55 am
Re: Sht sh*t SH*T Help me mefolk
dadpad wrote:
I forgot our anniversary!

Am I gonna die.
yup





Laughing
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Reply Thu 5 Oct, 2006 05:32 am
ok ok I have this figured out.

Flowers!.....and clean underwear. Now where can I get flowers at 9.30 pm on a Thursday.

Cemetary. Cemetaries always have fresh flowers.

Flowers, clean underwear .......and angry make up sex.

ahhhhh the genius of the panicked male mind.
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View Profile msolga
 
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Reply Thu 5 Oct, 2006 05:35 am
Oh & a beautiful poem, penned by your good self, declaring all the things you find wonderful about her would go down very well, too!
Ah, so romantic! Very Happy
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Reply Thu 5 Oct, 2006 06:05 am
flushd wrote:

But only if you didn't forget last year or her bday. Laughing


Wait a second.





This happens every year? Shocked
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Reply Thu 5 Oct, 2006 06:43 am
Admit that you forgot, but tell her as penitence you are going to take her out to your favorite restaurant. Arrange for one of the waiters to bring over a "free appetizer" this should be a lovely box with an even more lovely piece of jewelry in it. She will suddenly not care that you forgot and will only talk about how you made things right.
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View Profile Eva
 
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Reply Thu 5 Oct, 2006 12:41 pm
Yes, yes, jewelry is definitely called for. Tell her it's late because you were having it sized correctly.

(Shame on you, dadpad.)
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