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A Crack Exposed

 
 
View Profile eoe
 
Reply Sun 17 Sep, 2006 03:45 pm
Yesterday, my brother and I were at a very nice car wash and witnessed a young woman, fashionably dressed in a cute wispy top and hip hugger jeans. She sat down several feet from where we were sitting with her back turned to us. For 12.00, my brother got a really good car wash and a peep show. This young woman was exposing a good three inches of the crack of her ass! Brother and I giggled and shook our heads and I asked two women sitting near us if we should tel her. After they finished giggling, one said to me "She knows." So, I didn't tell her.

Do you think these hip hugger wearers know how much of their behinds are exposed when they sit down? I came home and pulled my pants down to show my husband how much we saw and, I just can't imagine that she couldn't FEEL that. If you're used to having your crack covered in public, you can certainly feel when it isn't covered, don't you think?

Should I have told her?
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View Profile littlek
 
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Reply Sun 17 Sep, 2006 04:45 pm
I agree that she knew.......
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Reply Sun 17 Sep, 2006 04:47 pm
Anyone so obvious revels in the attention. Best ignore it.
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View Profile msolga
 
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Reply Sun 17 Sep, 2006 04:51 pm
Re: A Crack Exposed
eoe wrote:
Do you think these hip hugger wearers know how much of their behinds are exposed when they sit down?


Absolutely, eoe!
It's an essential part of "the look"! Cool
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View Profile nimh
 
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Reply Sun 17 Sep, 2006 04:51 pm
Yes, they know, but it's the fashion, so they dont care.

I mean, there's so many girls wearing these hip huggers which, when the girl leans over or crouches or whatever, show a good bit of crack, that its gone past this kinda turning point that you have, past which people can think: see, thats how youre supposed to wear 'em, everybody has it.

<shrugs>

This too, will pass..
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Reply Sun 17 Sep, 2006 04:57 pm
The young people (the ones I hang out with) have a name for it.

It's called a quarterslot.

It's the new decolletage.


Joe(Excuse me, do you feel a draft?)Nation
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View Profile msolga
 
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Reply Sun 17 Sep, 2006 05:14 pm
A quarterslot!
Very creative use of the language, Joe! Laughing

Some of the younger adolescent boys I teach have taken to wearing pants that "accidentally" slip below the bum-line. (below the bottom bump) So you get this splendid (?) view of their wildly colourful, patterned boxer shorts with the jeans slowly slipping, slipping down ..... Admiitedly not that many have succumbed to this fashion statement, just the cutting edge ones. :wink:
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View Profile eoe
 
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Reply Sun 17 Sep, 2006 08:16 pm
Joe Nation wrote:
It's the new decolletage.


You have GOT to be kidding me! Laughing Shocked
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View Profile Mame
 
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Reply Sun 17 Sep, 2006 10:37 pm
Did it look anything like this??

http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l67/WetCoast/Pamela/ShowLetter7.jpg


Cuz if so, I'd be disgusted, too Smile
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Reply Sun 17 Sep, 2006 11:14 pm
Anxiously awaiting the Susan B. Anthony slot.
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View Profile Three P
 
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Reply Mon 18 Sep, 2006 04:12 am
BlaiseDaley wrote:
Anxiously awaiting the Susan B. Anthony slot.


I think you may be waiting in vain. Laughing
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View Profile DrewDad
 
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Reply Mon 18 Sep, 2006 05:41 am
In Texas they call it "nanny-crack."
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View Profile Tico
 
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Reply Mon 18 Sep, 2006 06:10 am
This is exactly the reason I always carry a loaded water pistol. Twisted Evil
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View Profile DrewDad
 
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Reply Mon 18 Sep, 2006 12:43 pm
Is that a loaded water pistol, or are you just happy to see the quarter slot?
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View Profile NickFun
 
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Reply Mon 18 Sep, 2006 12:49 pm
Where IS this car wash? I'm on my way!
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View Profile eoe
 
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Reply Mon 18 Sep, 2006 12:54 pm
Mame-her crack was alot more attractive than the big ol' butts in that image! She had a trim little booty. No hangover fat or anything. Very Happy
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Reply Mon 18 Sep, 2006 01:45 pm
Hey, I've seen 'em worn so low in the front that you can tell if the carpet matches the drapes. Shocked
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Reply Mon 18 Sep, 2006 01:46 pm
eoe wrote:
Mame-her crack was alot more attractive than the big ol' butts in that image! She had a trim little booty. No hangover fat or anything. Very Happy


Laughing
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View Profile eoe
 
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Reply Mon 18 Sep, 2006 02:44 pm
blacksmithn wrote:
Hey, I've seen 'em worn so low in the front that you can tell if the carpet matches the drapes. Shocked


Now that's shameful. There really ought to be a law. Whatever happened to 'indecent exposure'?
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Reply Mon 18 Sep, 2006 02:49 pm
I admit it! I do wear low riding jeans. The trick is to also buy low riding thongs so your underwear doesn't show when you bend over, but some people do think that is sexy. I haven't seen or experienced the butt crack thing so perhaps my aren't so low.
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