I'm turning over a new leaf!

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I, smorgs, do hereby swear to recind my smutty ways and never post like a wanton, licentious strumpet again!

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smorgs
x <--- that's me sig!

Well I'll try my best anyway (promise)

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[+1] - dyslexia - 08/22/2006Strumpets are good, I like mine with orange marmalade and a cup of Assam Superb.
[+1] - NickFun - 08/22/2006I've grown accustomed to you as a wanton, licentious strumpet. Please don't go changing!
[+1] - smorgs - 08/22/2006I'm sensing cyber frown... Trouble is I don't know when to stop - I'm a naturally smutty woman. Give me an inch... Plase don't egg me on (serious)
[+1] - blacksmithn - 08/22/2006Unfortunately, the world needs more licentious wanton strumpets, so you've been involuntarily recalled back to service.
[+1] - JLNobody - 08/22/2006That's what Adam said: "I'm turning over a new (maple) leaf". Where did it get him?
[+1] - smorgs - 08/22/2006Bless you for your kind comments... ( this is really hard - not hard as in anything smutty - should have said - difficult)
[+1] - smorgs - 08/22/2006They have moved me to humour - along with my porn link! This is serious... I AM TURNING OVER A NEW LEAF! This is a serious thread for serious people - like me! Okay, all of you say...
[+1] - NickFun - 08/22/2006Fireflys are a classic example of BIOLUMINESCENCE. They also have unusual mating practices such as devouring their spouses.
[+1] - shewolfnm - 08/22/2006Re: I'm turning over a new leaf! [quote="smorgs"]I, smorgs, do hereby swear to recind my smutty ways and never post like a wanton, licentious strumpet again! Signed smorgs x...
[+1] - smorgs - 08/22/2006Don't read 'em then shewolf, you big lesbian fucking cunt that you fucking are! So stick your replies up you fucking arse! Now lokk what you made me do...ya mangey fucking fuck fuck fuck fuck...

Strumpets are good, I like mine with orange marmalade and a cup of Assam Superb.

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I've grown accustomed to you as a wanton, licentious strumpet. Please don't go changing!

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I'm sensing cyber frown...

Trouble is I don't know when to stop - I'm a naturally smutty woman.

Give me an inch...

Plase don't egg me on (serious)

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Unfortunately, the world needs more licentious wanton strumpets, so you've been involuntarily recalled back to service.

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That's what Adam said: "I'm turning over a new (maple) leaf". Where did it get him?

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Bless you for your kind comments...

( this is really hard - not hard as in anything smutty - should have said - difficult)

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They have moved me to humour - along with my porn link!

This is serious... I AM TURNING OVER A NEW LEAF!

This is a serious thread for serious people - like me!

Okay, all of you say something serious!

I'll start:

I heard today that the things that make natural things light up, that are in naturey type places is called 'BIOLUMINESCENCE'

(smorgs adopts a typical non-smutty, clever-dicky smug look about her, like a proper A2K'er should)

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Fireflys are a classic example of BIOLUMINESCENCE. They also have unusual mating practices such as devouring their spouses.

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Re: I'm turning over a new leaf!

smorgs wrote:

I, smorgs, do hereby swear to recind my smutty ways and never post like a wanton, licentious strumpet again!

Signed

smorgs
x <--- that's me sig!

well

well then, im not going to read YOUR posts anymore with THAT mindset.

sheeeesh

*********ing *********ing ****!

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Don't read 'em then shewolf, you big lesbian fucking cunt that you fucking are! So stick your replies up you fucking arse!

Now lokk what you made me do...ya mangey fucking fuck fuck fuck fuck with knobs on!

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OH YEAH??!!!

well

******************************************** , *****, ****!!!!

>humph

Laughing

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Jello, anyone?

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smorgs wrote:

Give me an inch...

you must be every mans favorite if thats all you need..

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Lord Ellpus wrote:

Jello, anyone?

only with fresh-raw pineapple inet.

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Now...

Where was I?

Oh, yes, nickfun...

(smorgs adopts learned, non-smutty, proper know it all, A2K tone)

I believe (from the telly) that it is most common for some mates to eat each other. The monkeys do it regularly, and then they procr, prokwi, shag on a regular basis... erm, in forests (and shit)

Zooalogical profession people say that monkeys are very cheeky.

They also say that wolves are not so good at shagging and spend most of the winter licking their arses, that's why they howl...itchey arses...

For real Shocked

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you must be every mans favorite if thats all you need..

Yes?

Give me an inch?

I was referring to what was lodged in my throat, phoenix!

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Now I'm going to have turn over another new leaf!

Thanks shewolf!

I was going alright for three whole post - then you had to come on with your runny nose and anal glands...

Soon I'll have enough turned over leaves for my own fucking Baobab tree!

Night x

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Smorg's, an inch? WIDE?

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smorgs wrote:

I was going alright for three whole post - then you had to come on with your runny nose and anal glands...

> drags butt on ground

http://static.flickr.com/46/117469643_1ef5577b7e_m.jpg

there...

ALLL over your thread.
Cool

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