oy Phoenix, how could you?

From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story
of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart,
only to have their car break down in the parking lot.

The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping
while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned
later to see a small group ofpeople near the car. On
closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs
protruding from under the chassis.

Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants
turned private parts into glaringly public ones.
Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully
stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts,
and tucked everything back into place.

On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and
found herself staring at her husband who was standing
idly by.

The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in
his forehead.