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Jumping Sturgeon Knocks Man Unconscious

 
 
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Reply Wed 9 Aug, 2006 03:29 pm
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Jumping Sturgeon Knocks Man Unconscious
Sturgeon Jumps Out of Water, Knocking Fla. Man Riding a Personal Watercraft Unconscious

WILDWOOD, Fla. Aug 8, 2006 (AP)— A man riding a personal watercraft on the Suwannee River was injured after a 4-foot-long sturgeon jumped out of the water and hit him, wildlife officials said.

Blake Nicholas Fessenden, 23, was heading north on the Suwannee River Sunday just north of the Hart Springs Sand Bar when he was hit and fell off the craft, according to a statement from the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission.

Fessenden was knocked unconscious.

His girlfriend was riding another watercraft behind him and was able to get to Fessenden and hold his head above water before passengers on another vessel arrived to pull him from the water, officials said.

He was airlifted to Shands Hospital in Gainesville with non-life-threatening injuries, officials said.

A 31-year-old woman was hospitalized in April after a 3-foot-long sturgeon jumped into a boat being driven by the woman's fiance. The pair was also on the Suwannee River.

Officials at the time said similar accidents occur once or twice a year on the river and that the fish can jump as high as 8 feet in the air and can weigh up to 200 pounds.
 
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Reply Wed 9 Aug, 2006 04:08 pm
Somewhere a bruised sturgeon is exclaiming to his pals, "You should've seen the one that got away!"
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Reply Wed 9 Aug, 2006 04:29 pm
Laughing Welcome back! You still got it!
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Reply Wed 9 Aug, 2006 07:43 pm
Oh...I thought it said jumping surgeon...never mind.
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Reply Thu 10 Aug, 2006 06:58 am
A surgeon jumps a man on a watercraft?

What is he, like a pirate doctor?

"Arrgghh, matey! Surrender the booty or I'll perform unnecessary surgery on ye!"
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Reply Thu 10 Aug, 2006 07:10 am
Unknown to boaters, there is a war underway for who controls the Suwannee river. All masterminded by Osama fin Laden.

Bush plans to invade next Wednesday. A Fishin' Poll shows high support among rednecks and surgeons.
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Reply Thu 10 Aug, 2006 07:13 am
blacksmithn wrote:
A surgeon jumps a man on a watercraft?

What is he, like a pirate doctor?

"Arrgghh, matey! Surrender the booty or I'll perform unnecessary surgery on ye!"




Oh, that's how my cousin lost his foreskin.
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Reply Thu 10 Aug, 2006 10:52 am
Chai Tea wrote:
blacksmithn wrote:
A surgeon jumps a man on a watercraft?

What is he, like a pirate doctor?

"Arrgghh, matey! Surrender the booty or I'll perform unnecessary surgery on ye!"




Oh, that's how my cousin lost his foreskin.


And how A2K conservatives are found.
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Reply Thu 10 Aug, 2006 11:24 am
I also heard that someone caught a 8 foot Barbado in the same place !
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Reply Wed 16 Aug, 2006 07:41 am
And this is only the beginning...
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Reply Wed 16 Aug, 2006 11:22 am
Believe me, you don't even want to know about the incident involving the spawning salmon.
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Reply Wed 16 Aug, 2006 08:02 pm
G F YS is great. LOL hee hee hee
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