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Math Joke

 
 
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Reply Wed 9 Aug, 2006 10:22 am
EDIT (Moderator): Moved to Humor from Science & Mathematics


The President, First Lady and Dick Cheney were flying on Air Force One. George looked at Laura, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy." Laura shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could Throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy." Cheney added, "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy." Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, "Such big-shots back there. Hell, I could throw all of them out of the window and make 56 million people very happy.
 
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Reply Thu 10 Aug, 2006 10:26 am
why only 56 millions persons ?
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Reply Thu 10 Aug, 2006 10:29 am
Algis.Kemezys wrote:
why only 56 millions persons ?

Folks who voted Kerry in the last election.
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Reply Thu 10 Aug, 2006 11:12 am
Hey you Drew Dad caffiene well.
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Reply Fri 11 Aug, 2006 03:31 am
Hey Algis.Kemezys are you female or a male cow?
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Reply Sat 12 Aug, 2006 12:55 am
im freeposting.

ahaha good one!
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