3. Mississippi (A bus stops and two obviously Italian-type men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanised when she hears one of the men say the following:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses., they come together. I come again. Two asses, they come together again. I pee twice. Then I come once more."
"You foul-mouthed wop swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country, we dont talk about our sex lives in public!"
"Hey cool down lady," said the man. "I was only tellin' my friend here how to spell Mississippi.")
38. Ohio
3. mississippi
38. ohio
39. oklahoma
are all correct with markr's explanations
RIDDLE SOLVED...i should make another
That was fun, although a few of them were a bit of a stretch. Actually, that made it more interesting.
