Perpetual Limerick (:3=

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Cold beer hits the spot at a game
Chardonnay isn't the same.,
Nuts and salami
Tastes of umami
But tea at a game is just lame.

Give me a pie and some sauce

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@spikepipsqueak,

Give me a pie and some sauce
But never a salad to toss

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@OnTheFritz,

Give me a pie and some sauce
But never a salad to toss
Some peanuts and beer
Or some sausages here

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@McTag,

Give me a pie and some sauce
But never a salad to toss
Some peanuts and beer
Or some sausages here
After all that, I need some floss.

On my way to the store for some beer

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@OnTheFritz,

On my way to the store for some beer
I stopped and I thought, "Now that's queer..."

My pickup ran into a steer

I don't drink too much! Are we clear?

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@McTag,

I don't drink too much! Are we clear?
And always a man of good cheer

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@OnTheFritz,

I was just offering some alternative lines, feeling generous and full of bonhomie.

I don't drink too much! Are we clear?
And always a man of good cheer
But I spill quite a lot
Do you think me a sot?
Resolutions can start at New Year

On my way to the store for some beer
I stopped and I thought, "Now that's queer..."

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@McTag,

On my way to the store for some beer
I stopped and I thought, "Now that's queer..."
There's something I ought
To do but I just forgot
When seeing this beautiful girl quite near

Realising so, I changed my mind

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@Francis,

Sorry, McTag. It sounded to me like you were a drunk explaining to the cop what happened.

Francis wrote:

On my way to the store for some beer
I stopped and I thought, "Now that's queer..."
There's something I ought
To do but I just forgot
When seeing this beautiful girl quite near

Realising so, I changed my mind

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@Francis,

"I was just offering some alternative lines, feeling generous and full of ............... bonhomie." Actually McTag, you're not the first person to call it that. Drunk

Realising so, I changed my mind
So I followed, admired her behind
With nary a thought

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@spikepipsqueak,

Realising so, I changed my mind
So I followed, admired her behind
With nary a thought
That I would be caught
And considered to be unrefined

This thread, it progresses so slow

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@OnTheFritz,

This thread, it progresses so slow
But it's going, that's good, don't y'know

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@McTag,

This thread, it progresses so slow
But it's going, that's good, don't y'know
Just add a new line
or two will be fine

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@OnTheFritz,

This thread, it progresses so slow
But it's going, that's good, don't y'know
Just add a new line
or two will be fine
That's how ya' make limericks to grow.

I love all this whimsical stuff

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@McTag,

I dreamed up a good finish to this when I was waking up this morning, but I can't remember it now! Doing homework off-line, how impressive is that?
It was something like

This thread, it progresses so slow
But it's going, that's good, don't y'know
Contributors here
Tend to be, it is clear
More accustomed to STOP than to GO

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@spikepipsqueak,

I love all this whimsical stuff
'K, sometimes the rhyming is rough

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@McTag,

Dang, McTag, your version is very good.

I love all this whimsical stuff
'K, sometimes the rhyming is rough
But once in a while

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@OnTheFritz,

I love all this whimsical stuff
'K, sometimes the rhyming is rough
But once in a while
We find our real style

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@McTag,

I love all this whimsical stuff
'K, sometimes the rhyming is rough
But once in a while
We find our real style
'N get rhythm, 'n' humour, 'n' stuff.

Perpetual Limerick (:3=

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