Perpetual Limerick (:3=

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@McTag,

I hear there are storms in the States
The weatherman here cogitates
On the rains unexpected

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@spikepipsqueak,

I hear there are storms in the States
The weatherman here cogitates
On the rains unexpected
And wind-damage effected

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@McTag,

I hear there are storms in the States
The weatherman here cogitates
On the rains unexpected
And wind-damage effected
Watch out- see, the grim reaper waits.

Well that was macabre and gloomy

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@McTag,

Well that was macabre and gloomy
And leisurewear trousers are roomy
And cats are so catty
And bats are all batty
And thunder and lighning is boomy

Okay what shall we write about now?

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@McTag,

Okay what shall we write about now?
The benchmark you've set is low-brow,
But whimsical, sunny,
Pants wettingly funny

Again and again, when I could use a good laugh - I get one. Thanks, McTag.

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@spikepipsqueak,

Aw gee, shucks, glad you liked it!

Okay what shall we write about now?
The benchmark you've set is low-brow,
But whimsical, sunny,
Pants wettingly funny
This line ought to end in an ow.

(that one defeated me, sorry)

A young chap just sailed round the world

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@McTag,

A young chap just sailed round the world
Ship's in port now, her sheets neatly furled

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@OnTheFritz,

A young chap just sailed round the world
Ship's in port now, her sheets neatly furled
She's a good boat and trim
Built with spirit and vim

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@spikepipsqueak,

A young chap just sailed round the world
Ship's in port now, her sheets neatly furled
She's a good boat and trim
Built with spirit and vim
By a shipwright whose name's double-barrelled

Gilhooley-Arbuthnot's his name

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@McTag,

Gilhooley-Arbuthnot's his name
Ship building and chandling his game.
If a boat you should need
Go to one of his breed

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@spikepipsqueak,

Gilhooley-Arbuthnot's his name
Ship building and chandling his game.
If a boat you should need
Go to one of his breed
And he'll build you another, the same

I think I'll get back in my bed

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@McTag,

I think I'll get back in my bed
I've a throbbing deep in my head
Perhaps some more sleep

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@OnTheFritz,

I think I'll get back in my bed
I've a throbbing deep in my head
Perhaps some more sleep
Afer counting some sheep

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozzjOQFOKt0&feature=PlayList&p=A9B82AB53F95A190&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=1

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@McTag,

I think I'll get back in my bed
I've a throbbing deep in my head
Perhaps some more sleep
After counting some sheep
Would help me not wish I was dead.

There's lots of dead things on the road.

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There's lots of dead things on the road
A badger, some skunks and a toad

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@McTag,

There's lots of dead things on the road
A badger, some skunks and a toad
A couple, I feel
Could make a good meal
So let me pull over and load

That skunk was a little bit ripe

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@OnTheFritz,

That skunk was a little bit ripe
I shouldn't have tested skunk tripe
But the badger was good

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@spikepipsqueak,

That skunk was a little bit ripe
I shouldn't have tested skunk tripe
But the badger was good
That was under the hood
And cooked on a hot exhaust pipe

Cold beer hits the spot at a game

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@OnTheFritz,

Cold beer hits the spot at a game
Chardonnay isn't the same.,
Nuts and salami

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@spikepipsqueak,

Cold beer hits the spot at a game
Chardonnay isn't the same.,
Nuts and salami
Tastes of umami

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