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Perpetual Limerick (:3=

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Reply Sun 28 Sep, 2008 09:36 am
A long time ago in America
Shared a meal with a woman called Erica.
She had a great laugh
With ale there to quaff
And spun tales of much esoterica


The old man looked into the window
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Reply Sun 28 Sep, 2008 12:53 pm
The old man looked into the window
And said, 'Holy shit does my shin feel like SHIT- oh!
It feels really bad
And unless I'm quite mad-
I'm a goner, and am ready to quit - oh!

Why do you use such hard rhymes - lad?
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Reply Sun 28 Sep, 2008 03:57 pm
Why do you use such hard rhymes - lad?
They put me in mind of hard times: sad
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Reply Sun 28 Sep, 2008 04:35 pm
Why do you use such hard rhymes - lad?
They put me in mind of hard times: sad
Hard times? had enough
Need laughter and stuff
Good to see all of you, and not: bad

Our heat has now cooled into Fall
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Reply Mon 29 Sep, 2008 06:01 am
Our heat has now cooled into Fall
Very soon we'll all head to the mall
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Reply Mon 29 Sep, 2008 06:16 am
Our heat has now cooled into Fall
Very soon we'll all head to the mall
To fill Santa's sack
With snacks, crap, and knick-knacks
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Reply Mon 29 Sep, 2008 07:16 am
Our heat has now cooled into Fall
Very soon we'll all head to the mall
To fill Santa's sack
With snacks, crap, and knick-knacks
Just don't max your cards out, that's all

I'm sitting out here in Nevada
I've come here widdout my fadda
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Reply Mon 29 Sep, 2008 11:06 am
You really mean without his $$$$ don't you? LOL
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Reply Mon 29 Sep, 2008 02:26 pm
I'm sitting out here in Nevada
I've come here widdout my fadda
But I found his stash
Of well-hidden cash
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Reply Tue 30 Sep, 2008 10:33 am
I'm sitting out here in Nevada
I've come here widdout my fadda
But I found his stash
Of well-hidden cash
Wow! And here I come -enchilada!!!

Betting cash is such a bad risk!
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Reply Tue 30 Sep, 2008 05:11 pm
Betting cash is such a bad risk!
But casino's warm and weather's brisk
So poker's my game
Winning pots my aim
My cash: swept away by a broom-whisk


The spinning wheel can make you dizzy
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Reply Wed 1 Oct, 2008 02:22 am
The spinning wheel can make you dizzy
When coupled with drinks strong and fizzy
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Reply Wed 1 Oct, 2008 05:47 am
The spinning wheel can make you dizzy
When coupled with drinks strong and fizzy
But sharp is the mind
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Reply Thu 2 Oct, 2008 02:52 am
The spinning wheel can make you dizzy
When coupled with drinks strong and fizzy
But sharp is the mind
When I'm gambling, I find.
Though the girls get me into a tizzy.

I went for a walk on the pier
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Reply Thu 2 Oct, 2008 09:42 am
I went for a walk on the pier
Admiring the boats that are here
A lass on a sloop
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Reply Fri 3 Oct, 2008 09:26 pm
I went for a walk on the pier
Admiring the boats that are here
A lass on a sloop
Gave a whistle and whoop
To announce that the fleet had appeared.

I find that I can't stop at one
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Reply Sat 4 Oct, 2008 05:50 am
I find that I can't stop at one
I'm pleased and I'm having such fun
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Reply Sun 5 Oct, 2008 06:20 pm
I find that I can't stop at one
I'm pleased and I'm having such fun.
I give in, and indulge
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Reply Mon 6 Oct, 2008 05:33 am
I find that I can't stop at one
I'm pleased and I'm having such fun.
I give in, and indulge
Make my tummy bulge
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Reply Thu 9 Oct, 2008 08:34 pm
I find that I can't stop at one
I'm pleased and I'm having such fun.
I give in, and indulge
Make my tummy bulge
Then work it all off with a run


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