At Clancy's the blokes love to play darts
Thats second to viewing "Lass parts"
Drinking suds by the jar
Eating nuts fr0m the bar
While choking the whole place with farts.
Some days I just can't seem to pray
When all good seems a distance away
So I gird up my loins
I save all my coins
And just hope that St. Pete lets me pay
"Alas," said the john to the madam
"So much for your 'eve' to my 'adam'-
With all good intent
Was the money I sent
Twas because it was you, I tho't had 'em!"
Are we fooled by some false and fake thing?
Just thump it , to get a 'real' ring...
Are we fooled by some false and fake thing?
Just thump it , to get a 'real' ring...
If a coin, give a bite,
If a horse, use eyesight.
As for guidance, just look to the King
In the States, we'll soon have elections
That's a race, presidential selection.
On the one hand, McCain,
On the other (oh pain)
Got to watch it, or expose no affection!
When it comes to races, I'm out
Can't run very fast with the gout
Or the arthritic knees,
Or the shingles (and fleas)
So I sit on the sidelines and shout
I passed a young lass on the highway
Then met her again on a byway.
Then once more in the town
Though she knew me a clown,
She continued with me, upon my way...
