Will FAY be our way to get water?
Asked with a faint voice the daughter
My throat is so dry
There's no cloud in the sky
I want it to rain, so it oughter.
Chas has a collection of etchings
Of erections that most find quite fetching
Like the tower in Pisa...
That leans inside Lisa
So now she's no longer kvetching.
And then there's his sculpture collection
't would pass the most careful inspection
There are horses and kitties
And figures with titties
As sweet as the sweetest confection
Three ladies took johns to a boat
With a view to some nookie afloat
The boat sprung a leak
Then they started to 'freak'
'Cause the King had jumped into the moat!
It pays to know what you are doin'
When it comes to the one you are screwin'
A flat-head I wrest
No, phillips is best
No 'suggestion' will we be now brewin'!!!!
