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Got Questions? Dr. Chai's got Answers

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Reyn
 
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Reply Sun 3 Aug, 2008 04:43 pm
Chumly wrote:
Why do I fear death, if it means a complete cessation?

Perhaps it's the getting to that part?
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Sun 3 Aug, 2008 05:00 pm
I saw the second Queen album cover perfectly reproduced in my stool. What does thst mean?
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Sun 3 Aug, 2008 05:33 pm
Why did I think Chumly was asking about castration?
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Chai
 
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Reply Sun 3 Aug, 2008 05:42 pm
Reyn wrote:
She's back!!!

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Dr. Chai, I recently started a new job. Well, to make a long story short, I've overdone it with the moving of stuff around, and my lower back is quite sore.

Should I take two Asprin and see you in the morning?



First apply for workmans comp.
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Chai
 
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Reply Sun 3 Aug, 2008 05:45 pm
Chumly wrote:
Why do I fear death, if it means a complete cessation?


because you're not sure it's complete.

you might be worried you will be conscious while you slowly decay.
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Chai
 
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Reply Sun 3 Aug, 2008 05:45 pm
Bi-Polar Bear wrote:
I saw the second Queen album cover perfectly reproduced in my stool. What does thst mean?


It means you think that particular album was really shitty.
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Chai
 
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Reply Sun 3 Aug, 2008 05:47 pm
ehBeth wrote:
Why did I think Chumly was asking about castration?



Perhaps you are experiencing a freudian slip, and unconsciously want all men to feel castrated.
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Sun 3 Aug, 2008 05:49 pm
would that be worse if it was a conscious or unconscious desire?
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Chai
 
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Reply Sun 3 Aug, 2008 05:50 pm
It would be worse if you carried pruning shears in your bag.
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Sglass
 
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Reply Sun 3 Aug, 2008 05:54 pm
Oh Dr. Chai I went out last night and was having a wonderful prime rib at at the Lava Rock Cafe in Volcano, HI and and a tooth broke off and I guess I swallowed it. What do I do now?
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farmerman
 
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Reply Sun 3 Aug, 2008 07:44 pm
What would you pay?
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Chai
 
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Reply Sun 3 Aug, 2008 07:48 pm
Sglass wrote:
Oh Dr. Chai I went out last night and was having a wonderful prime rib at at the Lava Rock Cafe in Volcano, HI and and a tooth broke off and I guess I swallowed it. What do I do now?



I would spend the rest of the week eating fish and light salads.

Red meat should only be eaten occassionally.
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Sun 3 Aug, 2008 11:55 pm
Chai wrote:
Bi-Polar Bear wrote:
I saw the second Queen album cover perfectly reproduced in my stool. What does thst mean?


It means you think that particular album was really shitty.


I loved that album
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Chai
 
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Reply Mon 4 Aug, 2008 07:06 am
You only tell yourself that.
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Chumly
 
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Reply Mon 4 Aug, 2008 09:47 am
Why do good things end just as easily as bad things?
Reyn
 
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Reply Mon 4 Aug, 2008 12:46 pm
Dr. Chai, is there really a pill out there to fix everything?
hingehead
 
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Reply Thu 21 Aug, 2008 11:21 pm
@Chai,
Why do crabs walk sideways?
dagmaraka
 
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Reply Thu 21 Aug, 2008 11:40 pm
My horoscope says I have a reset button.

...where the hell is it?
roger
 
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Reply Thu 21 Aug, 2008 11:53 pm
@dagmaraka,
Not in the middle of your belly. That one will set your ears to flipping.
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Reyn
 
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Reply Mon 6 Oct, 2008 07:56 pm
chai2 wrote:

Back off dancerdoll.

You're invading Dr. Chai's territory here.

I notice you couldn't even answer any of the questions asked of you

You poser.

Is the doctor in?

[taps toes]
 

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