Vacation

Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells
Luther, "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this
year I'm gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took
your advice about where to go. Three years ago you said to go to
Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and Earlene got pregnant. Then two years
ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas, and Earlene got pregnant
again. Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Earlene didn't
get pregnant again."

"So, what you gonna do this year that's different?" Luther asks Billy
Bob.

"This year," Billy Bob declares, "I'm taking Earlene with me."