Wed 21 May, 2003 02:16 pm
A lady walks into the drug store and asks the pharmacist for some
The pharmacist asks "Ma'am, what do you want with arsenic?"
The lady say's "To kill my husband."
"I can't sell you any for that reason," says the pharmacist.
The lady then reaches into her purse and pulls out a photo of her
husband having sex with the pharmacist's wife. He looks at the photo
and says "Oh........... I didn't know you had a prescription!"
Thanks Husker. I needed that. Wonderful joke.