Paris thief

A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre. After

carefully planning, he got past security, stole the paintings and made

it safely to his van. However, he was captured only two blocks away when

his van ran out of gas.



When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an

obvious error, he replied: "Monsieur, I had no Monet to buy Degas to

make the Van Gogh."




(And you thought I lacked De Gaulle to