Wow! Take a bow, Bow-Wow. Reading that stuff through was
rough, I thought ... though not so thoroughly tough as typing it, I trow.
The US Post delivers mail, the Royal Mail delivers the post!?! :wink:
In America, a homeowner lives on Smith Street, while bums live in the street. In Britain, a homeowner lives in Smith Street while bums live on the street.
It is claimed that -OUGH can be pronounced 9 different ways in the following sentence:
A rough-coated, dough-faced, thoughtful ploughman strode the streets of Scarborough; after falling into a slough, he coughed, houghed, and hiccoughed.
And as he walked through the streets of Scarborough, he heard the sough of the wind in the boughs and thought of the old cloughs of Slough, where the drought in the lough stopped the plough.
Rough stough! Enough! Giggle...
I've been trying to speak english for 3 score years. The Queen's English ?
Nah. My english speech is home grown and littered with cockney/london slang. When writing though, i subscribe, when i can remember them, to the rules of the language. capitals though aren't my forte.
English has been moulded thoughout the world to suit the local population. It maybe the primary language or the secondary. Your sidewalk is my pavement, and my sheep might be your jumbuck.
hey Oak...then speak, boy, speak. Roll over and play down under...
once an Irishman...always an Irishman...Hi, Tommy
Letty - What about ye? How are You?
Knock, Knock!
Who's There?
Paddy
Paddy Who?
Clint Eastwood
Well, Tommy,
I'm laughin' here. Ever hear of a paddy wagon?
I love knock knock jokes. Go ahead. Start one.
billet bidet?
who else would it be?
right, brother of john.
ur inal over me head she said
billet, doux you do windows...?
or just sit around writing "dear john" letters.
Apology to the oak man...
uhoh.
Music again.
"Day bidet, I'm falling more in love with you..."
