Some really odd toys...

I may have to look into getting that portable bathroom with crew. Christmas is coming, you know, and I need gift ideas.

Wow.

E.G. brought back this super-cool toy for sozlet from Japan, when she was still a little baby (6 months?). It was a nipple. Seriously, it was a rubbery, squooshy, flesh-colored nipple + areola, with a face on it -- the nipple was the nose, then eyes above and smile below. It was backed with some sort of purple plastic, with handles on either side, and squeaked when squeezed.

Babysoz adored that thing, though it gave her unpleasant ideas about what I'd do when squeezed (ow).

Did anyone click on "Top 15 Playmobil Toys of Yesteryear"?

Axe Man????

Toys

Highway Robber? What the hell are they trying to teach our children, exactly?

how to make a living

Oh, I don't know. I remember playing with stuff like this:





Somehow, even Axe Man pales by comparison.

There was a product a while back (not sure how long) called Chilly Bang Bang Juice. It was juice in a plastic gun-shaped dispenser, and you got the juice out by putting the "gun" in your mouth and squeezing the trigger.
I'm sure there are more great ideas out there like this one, too.

Damnit, I kept putting it in my ear (there were no instructions)

The Mattel Fanner Fifty fired these little plastic bullets that were just the right size and pointy shape to make hitting someone in the eye completely entertaining. Complete with caps to make a satisfyingly gun-like sound and drown out the screams of your victim.

I can't imagine why they stopped making them.

Drinking problem?

Re: Some really odd toys...

Hee

Thats funny

The comments too (you see the smiling executioner playmobil?)