Mormon bashing

I agree. Morons are just as entitled to be here as anyone else. Oh wait...you said MORMONS. That's different. That's very different. Never mind.

"you sir are a moron!"
"*gasp* a mormon, but i am from Earth!"

My sister converted to the Mormons about twelve years ago. I never miss an opportunity to knock old Joe Smith, which of course angers her and then she doesn't send me birthday wishes after that. Hey, it's fun.

Out of all the religions, that's the one that makes the LEAST sense to me, I'm sorry. It really just seems to be a way for men to have free sex with more than one woman and not get b*tched out for it. The story that founded the religion seems SO weak.

That's just my humble opinion, I wouldn't purposely try to hurt someone's feelings over it.

I enjoyed the South Park episode about it, though.

EmilyGreen I think you may be a closet seventh day adventist. You you thought of that?

Ah, a label is required for me after that short post of mine? M'kay.

Mormons remain nice and friendly when you 'shoooooo' them away from the door...

Are they soliciting door to door for more wives?

Maybe...

I did offer them my daughter, only two camels!

But I had to further explain: she can't cook, sew, she swears, is very assertive, tattoos, piercings and she doesn't look good in gingham...

Totally cool as long as she is still under the age of 14.

These people believe the Earth is 10,000 years old, men should have multipe wives, and some guy named "Smith" had revelations from God. Otherwise many of them seem intelligent.

Can I bash Dys here?


He hasn't talked to me on Yahoo for AGES, and he just called me Debbie.


I hate his skinny ass.

Is your name Debby?

I was just reviewing exactly the doctrines of Mormonism on wikipedia when it hit me how stupid the idea of 'necessary salvation' is...



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Deb! Forgive him, he know not what he does, at least after he's had a drink--just one, mind you. That man cannot hold his liquor or a conversation after the said liquor. Try to catch him early, before, say, 4:00 or 5:00 pm MDT.

Mormons? They say they don't approve of multiple wives anymore. So are they changing the rules that Brigham Young devised? Keep in mind that none of the multiple wifers have ever been convicted in Utah--just get disapproving looks. Sort of like drinking Coke is no longer a sin after they bought Coca Cola? Yeah, that's it. Just change the rules to suit the bottom line.

Anybody wanna live in Colorado City, AZ?

Diane! Surely, you're not suggesting that anyone would create God in their own image.

Huh?

What on earth are you on about!

God is a Wabbit, and you better not provoke her, skinny ass!